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Australian blowjob

To receive a blowjob while simultaneously being punched repeatedly in the balls in a speedbag fashion.
Guy: Sarah must be related to Ali, she just gave me the best Australian blowjob ever!
by Legen dairy July 13, 2022
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cornish blowjob

A blow job from either a chicken or cornish person
by Zork kork March 11, 2024
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Blowjob

Blowjob or demolition job is a job where you blow up various buildings.
Someone: What's your job?
Me: I do blowjobs.
Someone: Wow, that must be fun!
by JesusIsLord🛐 February 21, 2022
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Dirty Karina Blowjob

When you’re inspired by the ‘dirty Karina’ and decide to kick it up a notch with a naughty but nice blow job using a combination of - hallucinogenic hot sauce, ice cubes and milk. (Proceed with care and caution). Not as hilarious as the former similarly named definition- but enjoyable. Cosmopolitan magazine would be proud.
Dude: damn that was one amazing blowjob last night. I think it was the best I’ve ever had.
Dude 2: was it a dirty Karina blowjob!?!! Man you lucked out I thought it’d be funny to get her to lick hot sauce off my balls- it was NOT!
by Cheesy girls December 8, 2023
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Schrodinger's Blowjob

The act of receiving a blowjob while at a sex party (sexoska) and almost falling asleep next to the love-making male-female couple who might happen to be your friends and are hidden under the blanket. It is usually linked with a dilemma of whether to look under the blanket or just let it be.
Hey pal, I was getting a Schrodinger's blowjob yesterday but really had no idea whether it was Andy or Mary schmosomimly sloppily blowing me.
by higlandoutdoordaddy December 22, 2022
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Tasmanian Blowjob

When a girl gives you a blowjob so wet and volatile that it feels like getting a blowjob from the Tasmanian devil. Can be a good thing or a bad thing, depending on how sloppy you like your blowjobs
Dashawn: Man my girl gave such good head last night
Gregoriano: bro my girl gave me a Tasmanian blowjob last night! It was like puttin my dick in a waterfall!
by ALLUHAKBAR47 November 10, 2018
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National Blowjob Day

National Blowjob Day(July 9th) - Your significant other has to give you a blowjob
John - Hey honey it’s National Blowjob Day

Sarah - Ok (proceeds to get on knees)
by Jake Lovely July 9, 2024
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