Beef queef

The act of gaining unecessary air causing a disruptive sound to one's ear vibrating the Labias as they are worn down to a crisp roast "beef".

That woman is excessively explosive with beef queefs!

by Steveeatspizza November 24, 2016

Beef Water

The secretions from a woman's vagina when she's aroused. See also: grool

"Girl, I want your beef water all over my dick."
"Man, when I ate her out, she had that dirty beef water."

by Spooky G. January 5, 2017

beef stick

when someone has an uncircumcised penis.

damn that asian has a tiny beef stick

by shrekdad January 4, 2018

Beef Curtains

The Two labias covering the female vagina
(the big saggy parts that look like cheeks)

"Look bob! god that woman has saggy beef curtains!"

by Hayley is the sex July 6, 2006

Beef Broth

When you put your penis in a pot of another man's boiling cum (1cup), piss (1pint), blood (1quart) and a pinch of puss. Ensure the mix is stirred throroughly with another man's penis.

(Serves 4)
Best eaten with dick-cheese.

1) Yummy beef broth.

by JAJISS October 2, 2008

Beef Stroking Cock Fungus

A man who's cock is so filthy that no woman, regaurdless of her low level of standards will not fornicate with or perform any sexual act upon resulting in the last resort of masturbation forever.

Nicole - Why are Mikey's hands always that strange shade of green???

Tiffany - Because he's a beef stroking cock fungus and that's the color of his cock!

by Pinkfuzzzybunny August 16, 2006

Beef Jerky

Masturbation on the Oregon Trail.

Liesel: Johnny, hurry, mother is dying of dysentery!
Johnny: Just gettin' me some beef jerky.

by Johnny132435 February 18, 2011