British boy that lives in America, but works at an Australian restaurant, who's likely to have an enormous wang, who will passionately love you and never define the relationship.
by idfwu_cak June 19, 2015
Get the British Bastard mug.by kimmy booth April 16, 2005
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by Hooter's Boy February 23, 2009
Get the Basturd mug.When your girlfirend is so incredibly poor in bed that she makes the same amount of effort as a corpse - you do, in fact, end up 'basting the meat', similar to the act of stuffing a turkey. The sex is usually so poor that the male in the relationship is unable to finish, due to the cadaver like nature of his missus. He is left with painful, swollen blue balls.
Alex: "Oh mate, were you basting the meat last night?"
Henry: "MATE, she was like a corpse, minimal effort"
Alex: "Mate, did you finish?"
Henry: "Nah mate, blue balls, never have finished!"
Henry: "MATE, she was like a corpse, minimal effort"
Alex: "Mate, did you finish?"
Henry: "Nah mate, blue balls, never have finished!"
by Choirboy69 November 20, 2006
Get the basting the meat mug.To hit or hurt someone so much that they forget who their father is, thus becoming a form of a bastard (an illegitimate child); to mess someone up; to hurt or do mental damage to
I'm gonna bastardize you!
He's going to bastardize me so bad that I won't know my own name or how to put on my shoes.
Take me to the emergency room, I've been bastardized!
He's going to bastardize me so bad that I won't know my own name or how to put on my shoes.
Take me to the emergency room, I've been bastardized!
by BKingL January 9, 2006
Get the bastardize mug.1. A insult meaning one who is sneaky and a bastard. The person whom it is describing does not necessarily need to be "little".
2. A term some use to describe small bugs or rodents which invade the home.
2. A term some use to describe small bugs or rodents which invade the home.
1. Ugh. I'm glad that Carson Reynolds, that sneaky little bastard, is gone!
2. I'm gonna kill these sneaky little bastards if it's the last thing I do!
2. I'm gonna kill these sneaky little bastards if it's the last thing I do!
by IxBexAxNinja September 9, 2008
Get the Sneaky little bastard mug.1.The act of severely screwing something up.
2. The reduction of one's status due to that person's retarded act.
2. The reduction of one's status due to that person's retarded act.
1. "fo shizzle ma nizzle" is a bastardization of "fo' sheezy mah neezy" which is a bastardization of "for sure mah nigga." <thank you, unknown source for the use of your quote>(2.)
by Fatass February 12, 2003
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