Waste a baby

When one proceeds to masturbate and excrete large (or if masturbation has occurred far too frequently) very small amounts of "semen", then one has, in effect, "Wasted a baby" ...
Example 1:

"Dude, Elle is so HOT! Just looking at her makes me want to waste a baby!!"

Example 2:

Person 1 - "What the hell is that smell?"

Person 2 - "I know, it smells like i couldn't help but waste a baby ..."

Person 1 - "Fuck you."
by 2BC and The Syklops April 27, 2009
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Thicc baby

Guy #1 (Kyle ) : yo bro that’s one thicc baby
Guy #2: what the fuck Kyle that’s my sister step the fuck up
by Thiccbbg💦 July 15, 2018
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Baby Daddy

Finn: I’m your baby daddy!
Quincy: He’s my baby daddy!
Both: Yea, yea!
Finn: I’ll get you pregnant.
by I ♥️ Finn Wolfhard August 23, 2018
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baby koala

1. (n.) a type of hug in which one person jumps into the other's arms and simultaneously wraps their legs around the other's waist; usually given after a long period of not seeing someone

2. (n.) a ridiculously adorable marsupial native to Australia
1. After two years of not seeing each other, Stacy ran up to Kelsey and gave her a baby koala.

2. The baby koala at the zoo is ridiculously adorable.
by buddythebetta January 28, 2012
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Baby-Whipped

To be controlled by an infant to such an extent that one stops engaging with one's friends, married or not. Usually occurs in first-time worrywart parents in their 30s.
Mike and Pam are so baby-whipped! They left the birthday party after only an hour so they could keep him on his nap schedule.
by wordsmithzy June 04, 2011
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Park baby

A guy who is a bum, usually after highschool, doesn't really do much but do drugs and alcohol at parks
Erick:Remember that time late at night we saw that park baby?

Trevor: yeah dude that guy needs a job or something.
by iloveRb26's November 20, 2016
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Baby Cream

A man's cum.

Term is especially fitting when a man is having sex with a women without using protection of any sort.
God dammit Demetrius... I ain't on the pill no more and you got this baby cream all up in me, I ain't got time for this!!!
by theflash78 April 09, 2013
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