Baby-Whipped

To be controlled by an infant to such an extent that one stops engaging with one's friends, married or not. Usually occurs in first-time worrywart parents in their 30s.

Mike and Pam are so baby-whipped! They left the birthday party after only an hour so they could keep him on his nap schedule.

by wordsmithzy November 19, 2011

baby giraffing

When one is so intoxicated that their walking ressembles that of a newborn baby giraffe; typically witnessed when college sorority girls in unusually high heels try to leave (i.e. stumble from) the bar after a night of frinks

"Man did you see Karah last night?! She was baby giraffing the whole way to the car!!"

by pbstell April 14, 2014

baby stud

a lesbian who labels herself as a stud or masculine female but only wears nike headbands & sags in tight girl jeans

Idk why you miss her she was a baby stud lmao

by myoppsdead October 1, 2022

Puta babies

Young individual whose parents had to go online to figure out how to make a baby.

We've got a whole generation of puta babies who are so retarded their parents had to use a com-puta to figure out whose hole to put the jizz in!

by MotorMasticator August 29, 2017

Cider baby

ring of fat gained from excessive drinking of cider, a version or the "beer belly" but for somebody who drinks dump loads of cider, booya

dave " went home with that chick from the bar last night"
dean "oh saweet, how did it go?"
dave" started pretty good, had to leave early tho cause when i was feelin her tits up it turns out i was actually nursing her cider baby"
dean "aww gutted mate"

by neil jordan February 16, 2009

Baby-table

noun. A sexual position in which a baby is used as male contraception.

Person 1: I ran out of condoms last night so I gave Susan the ol' "Baby-table".
Person 2: How'd she take it?
Person 1: Pretty hard.

by The_Fruggle_Bunny November 2, 2021

Bunk Baby

An older roommate who still lives in the dorms and is overly sensitive. Typically lacking coping mechanisms and communication skills, Bunk Babies are unable to solve problems on their own.

"Cole reported me to the RA for taking a beer from the fridge. He didn't seem bothered by it a couple weeks ago."
"What a Bunk Baby."

by RustyNailTermz November 24, 2020