To be controlled by an infant to such an extent that one stops engaging with one's friends, married or not. Usually occurs in first-time worrywart parents in their 30s.
Mike and Pam are so baby-whipped! They left the birthday party after only an hour so they could keep him on his nap schedule.
by wordsmithzy November 19, 2011
Get the Baby-Whippedmug. When one is so intoxicated that their walking ressembles that of a newborn baby giraffe; typically witnessed when college sorority girls in unusually high heels try to leave (i.e. stumble from) the bar after a night of frinks
by pbstell April 14, 2014
Get the baby giraffingmug. a lesbian who labels herself as a stud or masculine female but only wears nike headbands & sags in tight girl jeans
by myoppsdead October 1, 2022
Get the baby studmug. We've got a whole generation of puta babies who are so retarded their parents had to use a com-puta to figure out whose hole to put the jizz in!
by MotorMasticator August 29, 2017
Get the Puta babiesmug. ring of fat gained from excessive drinking of cider, a version or the "beer belly" but for somebody who drinks dump loads of cider, booya
dave " went home with that chick from the bar last night"
dean "oh saweet, how did it go?"
dave" started pretty good, had to leave early tho cause when i was feelin her tits up it turns out i was actually nursing her cider baby"
dean "aww gutted mate"
dean "oh saweet, how did it go?"
dave" started pretty good, had to leave early tho cause when i was feelin her tits up it turns out i was actually nursing her cider baby"
dean "aww gutted mate"
by neil jordan February 16, 2009
Get the Cider babymug. Person 1: I ran out of condoms last night so I gave Susan the ol' "Baby-table".
Person 2: How'd she take it?
Person 1: Pretty hard.
Person 2: How'd she take it?
Person 1: Pretty hard.
by The_Fruggle_Bunny November 2, 2021
Get the Baby-tablemug. An older roommate who still lives in the dorms and is overly sensitive. Typically lacking coping mechanisms and communication skills, Bunk Babies are unable to solve problems on their own.
"Cole reported me to the RA for taking a beer from the fridge. He didn't seem bothered by it a couple weeks ago."
"What a Bunk Baby."
"What a Bunk Baby."
by RustyNailTermz November 24, 2020
Get the Bunk Babymug.