Nice Asshole

1. An asshole who knows he has to be nice to girls to get pussy!

2. A nice guy that knows he has to be an asshole to girls to get pussy!

3. When you become conscious of knowing when, where, and how to utilize your nice assholeness to your benefit to get pussy! When you have become a JEDI NICE ASSHOLE (all caps because of the respect it demands) as Jay-Z would say...I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one. Your swag is off the charts!!

Alex Rodriguez
Charlie Sheen
Vinny from Jersey Shore

"Harvey" character from the USA show "Suits"
"Hank Moody" character from the Showtime show "Californiacation"
"Vince" character from the HBO show "Entourage"

NUMBER ONE RESPONSE WHEN A GIRL CALLS YOU ASSHOLE

Girl: "You're such an asshole"
Guy: Yea, but I'm a niiiiccce asshole!
Girl: Ok...you're cool.

"There is something about that guy but I can't put my finger on it. I guess it's because he is a nice asshole."

A girl who talks shit about a guy and then turns around and sleeps with him.

by President of AOS August 6, 2011

asshole

a guy who insists on messing with the wrong people.

Jungle Jim from A101 is a total Asshole, you see that crap he started with those guys???

by Mookbuster December 24, 2006

Asshole Fever

The burning sensation in your butt after taking a "fire" dump. Sililar to the feeling of hemroids only spiced up a little.

Gary can't walk today because he has asshole fever.

by WildThang December 9, 2008

Crazy Asshole

Not your commonplace, garden variety asshole. This asshole is far more clever and is very skilled in the art of making simple-minded fools go completely insane. Has the annoying habit of continuous nonsensical babble, and also loud, ornery vocal outbursts. They usually travel in pairs but are known to have gathered in groups of as many as 6 or 7 to go pestering poor, innocent people who wish to be left alone in the woods. Most will grow to be cenial old men who sit on their porch, play banjo, and talk to themselves (Damnit, Damnit, Damnit!).

You guy are a couple 'a CRAZY ASSHOLES! (you got any pot?)

by Lucious Fritzgerald September 5, 2005

Assholf

A person found wanting in desirable social skills such as common courtesy, politeness, and due consideration of others.

Unlike an Asshole, the word Assholf is found exclusively in reference to people and totally uncalled for acts of insensitivity - esp. to individuals and/or the things they create.

May be associated with pretentiousness and transparency

I can't believe I found William in bed with Megan! He is such an ASSHOLF!

or

He said my music was minimalistic and he wouldn't add me on GaySpace...what an ASSHOLF!

by Will-yum-yum March 18, 2008

asshole voice

The voice you use when you're talking about someone you don't like in their own dialogue. Sometimes a slower, deeper, more stupid-sounding voice than your own for someone you think is an idiot, or a higher-pitched whine for someone who thinks they're better than you are.

I was talking about Zombieland yesterday and Don said, (friend voice)"It was awesome." But Larry came up and was like, (asshole voice)" Yeah, I didn't get it. All these zombie movies are really stupid."

by herphosmanolin October 24, 2009

Asshoole

A snarky and clever young woman with wit and good looks.

The asshoole of the class broke the stereotypes of pretties blond girls everywhere, as she had the highest marks and best thought process in the class.

by forkychips December 17, 2010