Alaskan corn dip

An Alaskan corn dip is usually performed after a rusty trombone one partner takes a liquid shit in the mouth of the other partner then the first partner proceeds to take a piece of corn and dip it in the liquid shit causing a so called Alaskan corn dip

Partner 1. I’d like to try something new today

Partner 2. What is it

Partner 1. An Alaskan corn dip

Partner 2. Holy shit your a dirty bastard

by Alaskan corn dip September 8, 2021

Alaskan Flob

A euphemism for an eskimo gentleman's yoghurt slinger

Hey Ollie, have you ever seen an Alaskan flob? I've heard theyre huge!

by Herbalfire September 20, 2023

mccurry alaskan flat tire

Worst than whiskey dick, limp dick or dead erection. Only happens in freezing weather.

when we got home last night, i was so ready to throw him down and hop on top but no such luck--he had a mccurry Alaskan flat tire :( waaaaah..

by DixxieCallahan October 6, 2016

Alaskan Blowfish

To fart into one's "partner's" mouth, causing their cheeks to inflate and mildly imitate a blowfish. It can possibly be done to someone sleeping.

The First Lady LOVES to give the President an Alaskan Blowfish

by EtymaDrums June 11, 2015

alaskan hushpuppy

When you tie up your friend in the snow, creampie them, and leave them there after you poop on their chest.

Dudeeee, last weekend I had an Alaskan Hushpuppy in the mountains but, she still hasn’t texted me back.

by munter792 May 7, 2024

Alaskan Sounding

Not too dissimilar from it's counterpart, Iglooing, the act of Alaskan Sounding involves taking a FAT turd on a solid surface, before stuffing said turd into something like a straw (or a PVC pipe if you're feeling more on the daring side) and letting it cool in your freezer until it's frozen solid.
The resulting frozen shit rod is then inserted into the urethra during intense masturbation, and is left in the urethra until it melts and mixes with the semen.

After the act is carried out, you can either piss the mixture out into a toilet or save it in a cup for later use in another rod, or for consumption.

"Alaskan Sounding is MY favorite way to get off, don't knock it 'till you've tried it!"

by NotSkibcord_ November 4, 2024

alaskan toilet paper

Alaskan toilet paper is when you take a nasty ass shit and flatten it out with a rolling pin and freeze it and then use the frozen shit patty to wipe your ass after you take a shit

"fuck im out of toilet paper, looks like im going to have to make some alaskan toilet paper

by blakesmittty June 21, 2017