ass munch

means you are a fucking idiot
indicates you like to eat ass

I'm not lending you five bucks ass munch

by Pat N April 17, 2003

ass off

verb

The act of saying "fuck you" to responsibility and obligation, and just going off to do your own thing.

I told Daniel to stay home while the neighbors where in our house, but he'd rather just ass off and go to the bar.

by BigLJ April 2, 2007

Ass-imo

Likes to be called "emmy". An amazingly stupid person who tries to work in a technical field.
Ass-imo's try to get by on looks or sexual favors in return for others doing their job.
A mean person to those who can't help them, obsequious and overly kind to those who they think can.

Emmy was pissed because the client expected her to solve the problem. She screamed as she slammed down the phone: idiot, idiot, idiot; e-d-i-o-t!

by Stan West March 22, 2005

ass gas

fart

dude, you smell like ass gas

by d October 1, 2003

Ass clap

To destroy someone so completely in a pokemon battle that the only way to describe the destruction is to say they got ass clapped

You just handed that guy a 6-0 ass clap

by Ass Clap February 3, 2014

Secretary's ass

When your butt gets flat, wide, and jiggly from sitting so much (i.e. studying for finals, at a desk) without going to the gym.

Damn, I've been studying for the LSATs for so long, I'm starting to get secretary's ass!

by Caligrl887 September 9, 2009

ass crud

Matter and liquid that appears on the back side of the top of a toilet seat. The matter is usually underwear lint flecks while the liquid is often the afterbirth of diarreah.

I wiped away Larry Dales's ass crud with a paper towel and then took to the seat.

The ass crud was dry so I had to lick the toilet seat and THEN wipe it off.

by Hcaz Sakraf February 14, 2008