Albertina

A brown haired and brown eyed girl who is a wanna-be.
She is the type of person that pretends to be your friend then will go behind your back and tell everyone your secrets (most likely to be BS) just to try and be popular because she is a self-centered bitch who only gives a shit about herself and wil never succede in life.

Fuck! Albertina's making up rumors again!
Wow she's such a bitch!

by carma's a bitch June 10, 2010

albert

albert is literally the fattest piece of shit you will ever see. lives in his mom's basement with an Xbox 360 and a short redhead like a little bitch. He sits around eating Cheetos and diet coke while yelling into his 3$ earbuds at the enemy. calling them nerds and n****rs and other slurs.

Dude that Albert kid smells so bad!

by Beanos_ September 24, 2019

alartsma

A type of taco with a machine gun attatched

I just had a alartsma

by spyrl November 8, 2003

Alberto

annoying nerd, glasses, short, weak, always loses at arm wrestling. what people would describe a ¨boomer¨

He is such an Alberto like GODDAMN STFU

by wedontgafaboutthatbitch November 11, 2019

Albertan Hob Goblin

When a guy kicks out both legs of his girl and when she starts standing up and shes on her knees he punches and breaks her nose so she looks like a short ugly Hob Goblin

Tim: Stacy was being such a bitch that I up and gave her a Albertan Hob Goblin!

Jim: That shits weak bro

by jekkie bates October 24, 2007

Albert Campbell

Only the best hockey player in the north east.
Sexy, awesome, and just all around perfect

You will never be an Albert Campbell.

by hdfsdsa January 6, 2008

alera degray

She is Alan always triggered badass. She doesn’t take crap from anyone. She is cute in her own way. She comes off as rude when you first meet her but her friends now she’s different. She hides her real feelings inside and away from the world.

Oh there she is...alera degray

by Hellz yah May 1, 2018