May 29th

national fuck someone until you get arrested for noise complaints

mark: It’s may 29th.
dog: no please

by MeAndTheBoysDrinkingBEANS May 28, 2021

May 2

National fuck your gf/bf day!

chad: hey jessica its may 2 ;)

jessica: what does that mean?

chad: its national fuck your gf day.

by xxsuckmydickxx April 30, 2022

May 30

Paint nails day

Let’s go on may 30

by Apple fall from tree 69420 May 3, 2021

January and May

A marriage between an older person and one considerably younger. Also said of a relationship: a January-May romance.

Theirs is another case of January and May.

by Eric in BKK June 1, 2020

May 7th

May 7th

“Today is May 7th.”

by Elexgy May 7, 2022

May 3rd

National Miranda’s Birthday Day. Hug everyone you know named Miranda and say happy birthday.

It’s May 3rd so it’s Miranda’s Birthday time to get litttttty.

by BlahBlah2345 October 30, 2019

may guy

A May Guy. A guy born in may. Usually stubborn, but willing to learn. Very proud and a natural leader in times of extreme stress. Loves to fuck but cares more about personality than he will admit. Also, most May guys like to drive fast.

"Did you see that guy break up the fight?"
"Yeah he's a may guy."
"Damn thought he was gonna jump I'm
"He wanted to but his girl was watching"

by MASTERQUEEF112 July 3, 2018