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Blow Dried

The act of shooting someone with enough bullets to fully exsanguinate them.
Did you hear about Tommy Two-Time? Those punks drove up to him at Wal-Mart and blow dried him. They used like three clips each and there wasn't any blood left in his body.
by lukta October 27, 2011
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cushion blow

To flatulate while sitting down and conceal the sound and smell into which you are seated. Typically a sofa, or seat in the car. Preferably a soft cushion.
Larry cushion blowed on the couch. We're going to need to have that fumigated.
by Mr Trip1et July 11, 2014
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a dutchman's blow

Blowing snot (mucus) out of one nostril while closing the other with your hand/fingers. Instead of snorting or blowing your nose in a tissue.
Wayne Rooney did a dutchman's blow during yesterday's football match while in close-up.
by Tommy Mennen May 26, 2012
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Blow Beads

Vomit that is partially digested to where the chunks look like beads.
That chicken and Schlitz isn't settling well with my stomach. I'm about to blow beads.
by Gangsta of Muff July 19, 2012
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Selsun Blow

The act of receiving fellatio from an individual who just moments earlier sucked on a strongly minted candy.
I got a great Selsun Blow at the var last night. After my partner sucked on an Altoid mint, the blowjob I received was cool and tingly
by pope-i March 13, 2012
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Blow the Clown

While this phrase often has sexual and/or circus related meanings, it is often cited in some parts of the country as having to blow into a breathalyzer to measure blood alcohol content after a traffic stop.
Joe got pulled over and blew the clown last night, now he is in the drunk tank.

From the Randall Zwarte' Band's song, Blow the Clown: "Blow the Clown means you're going down." This is a reference to being pulled over during a traffic stop for suspicion of DUI or DWI (Driving Under the Influence).
by J_in_Bennington March 8, 2010
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curtain blowing

The act of placing one's lips over the labia and blowing as to create a loud flapping sound.
Eric gives lessons on curtain blowing in his free time.
by Paulina Parker October 7, 2007
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