Black Knees

a condition where ur born with black knees and u have to scrub it with tumeric to make it lighter.

damn i have black knees
just use tumeric
slay, it worked

by potato1109 February 3, 2025

Knee-Slapper

/nē/ /slapper/

Noun

1. A joke; typically a pun or otherwise regarded “Dad-Joke”, the humour of which prompts an audible slap-of-the-knee from one or more of the parties involved.

Ron: “So me and the wife were down in Mexico last month, and she twisted her ankle at Salsa Night”.

Gord: “Oh no, what did you do?”

Ron: “I called ‘Nine-Juan-Juan’”.

*Audible laughter and slapping-of-the-knee*

Gord: “Jesus Murphy, Ron, you really had me going there for a second. Now that’s a Knee-Slapper”.

by be4nz1111 August 20, 2023

The Knee of Divine Wrath

Previously unknown prior to 2023. Since it’s discovery (TKODW), it has been named the strongest substance known to man. It took the place of graphene, which was previously known as the strongest substance on earth. Graphene has a grading 200x that of steel - the TKODW has an estimated grading of 300x that of graphene. Studies are being implemented to gather an accurate number.

Micah used The Knee of Divine Wrath to pulverize Brett’s shin.

by OsteoArth6651 July 16, 2023

Green Knee

When you’ve had your knees coloured by a green highlighter

Have you heard? Pete’s been diagnosed with green knee again

by SmallHandsLondon May 23, 2023

Dragging Knee

The art of leaning a Sport Bike or SuperMoto, to the point where your inside knee starts to touch the Asphalt

"Valentino Rossi is the King of Dragging knee, and pulling G's

by rossi_cultist January 17, 2022

Scratching Your Knee

A term that is used as an excuse for when you’re caught jerking one out. Could also mean jerking off in general.

Guy 1: Hey man we’re you just wanking it?!?!
Guy 2: Nah, just scratching my knee.
Guy 1: Oh, alright, continue scratching your knee then.

by TheRussianHammer May 16, 2018

Knee push or knee button

A visual artist or light architect, who hands are occupied pushing buttons, and he runs out of limbs to push with...he uses his knees to press the other buttons to go pew or kaboom. (Action)

My hands were occupied with buttons darling, had to use the good ole knee push or knee buttoned to get the other two.

by finlind October 7, 2017