(Noun) a man who only has sex with ladies with such tight poons his penis becomes flat. Ultimate goal
by Bluebirdbeast September 29, 2017
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some stupid danish tongue twister that all Dane’s can do, the challenge is you have to say it as fast as possible without messing up the words
Person 1: Fem flade flødeboller på et flat flødebolle fad
Person 1: Fem flade flødeboller på flat flølebolefad
Person 2: Haha! You messed
Person 1: Fem flade flødeboller på flat flølebolefad
Person 2: Haha! You messed
by cayalayataya625 December 03, 2022
*Kid sees another kid hanging from monkey bars*
"Hey, how's it hanging?"
*crickets*
"That's the definition of a flat liner."
"Hey, how's it hanging?"
*crickets*
"That's the definition of a flat liner."
by ADR767 September 10, 2013
Bill raised his glass of beer and told his buddies, "It was a good day - I flat tagged Susan at work!"
by Boston Literary January 01, 2016
When somebody starts off fixing a headlight but then you realize your dash is taken apart. You’re fixin a flat battery
by ashHaL1087 November 24, 2022
by Roberto the great March 03, 2024