Flat

Slang for Xanax bars relating to their unique shape and thickness

Sorry bro I lost my phone can I check your couch, I'm smacked off the flats

by Fetagb May 28, 2023

flat screen tv

Any woman with a flat butt.

She has a flat screen tv.

by Peppermint1961 February 18, 2021

flat caking

A non sexual act involving skin-to-skin contact of two or more taint areas. Contact must produce a smacking sound.

I enjoy long walks on the beach, day trading and flat caking with my boys.

by Vladimir Trickington December 21, 2017

Flat

An acronym for a woman lacking in breast size, used by usually men. Usually used as an insult.

It stands for,

Forever
Lacking
Any
Tits

Adam: Wow, look at Jessie! She looks nice today!
Jacob: Yeah, but she's pretty flat. Not much to work with.
Adam: You're such a dick, you know that?

by mr_onomatopoeia August 22, 2022

Denis Flats

Is the God of Gods. He had a religion named Flats's Witnesses and he control the world with his overpowered rule.

-In what you believe?
-I believe in Denis Flats.

by A Flats's Witnesses September 26, 2018

flat mash

A disfigured vagina requiring corrective surgery from the result of riding ones bicycle for a extended period of time.

"I've ridden my bike for 20hrs this week, my vagina is a flat mash after that"

by Sukmydix February 1, 2017

flat Champagne

Flat Champagne. Adjective. Used to describe a leader, Liz Truss, who claims her "Liz Fizz" economic plans are a work of a genius.

Also used to describe a bitter Daily Express/Mail reader

Did you hear about the "Liz Fizz"? Turns out it was fucking flat Champagne, again.

by ToryBoyRulez September 30, 2022