Purposefully catching Covid-19 and sneezing on anyone who dares cross your path. May God have mercy on your soul.
"Dude wtf, you just sneezed right in my face?!"
"Just spreading the love bro! Say hi to your grandma for me!"
"Just spreading the love bro! Say hi to your grandma for me!"
by trumpet_boi September 23, 2021
Get the Spreading The Lovemug. Something said to someone you really love and would kill for. Someone that will drive you crazy. Someone who will one day have children with you.
But then they do things to and hurt you. Like lie and sleep with other people behind your back. And you start feeling the pain because you know. You just know.
Then you don't say it anymore. But then they are angry with you as if you have done something wrong like all the things they have done to you. And they don't understand why because they are too damn stupid. So their new relationship isn't really working out so they try and reach out to you but you're having none of it. So they're even more mad. And now they're trapped in the other person's grips and they're taking full advantage. Now they're falling apart and really wishing they never did what they did. But it's too late and they know it. But you're still a good person and feel sorry for their stupidity. But you also have to think about yourself. This is when they start trying to hurt you so you would come back and the new person is trying to help because they don't want to carry that burden because they are now done with them, finished. All they wanted was sex. And that's all they have ever wanted. Now they are both miserable. So kids never sleep with someone else's someone. Because now you might be stuck with someone you never cared for if you're a good human being.
But then they do things to and hurt you. Like lie and sleep with other people behind your back. And you start feeling the pain because you know. You just know.
Then you don't say it anymore. But then they are angry with you as if you have done something wrong like all the things they have done to you. And they don't understand why because they are too damn stupid. So their new relationship isn't really working out so they try and reach out to you but you're having none of it. So they're even more mad. And now they're trapped in the other person's grips and they're taking full advantage. Now they're falling apart and really wishing they never did what they did. But it's too late and they know it. But you're still a good person and feel sorry for their stupidity. But you also have to think about yourself. This is when they start trying to hurt you so you would come back and the new person is trying to help because they don't want to carry that burden because they are now done with them, finished. All they wanted was sex. And that's all they have ever wanted. Now they are both miserable. So kids never sleep with someone else's someone. Because now you might be stuck with someone you never cared for if you're a good human being.
by RightNowRN February 2, 2024
Get the I Love Youmug. Love is a personified infection spread by the eyesight of a potential lover.
In all humans, it shuts down brainpower and replaces all current thoughts with memories (real or made up) of the host's desired fuck-buddy.
In males, it overrides the area of the brain that controls the feeling of sadness, which unfortunately also controls masturbation. F u c k
In women, it takes over the part of the brain that regulates what comes out of the mouth. This is why the whole school knows you like brad. Like it's fine to talk to your friends, but jeez gurl you sound like a politician.
It's also fatal I guess.
In all humans, it shuts down brainpower and replaces all current thoughts with memories (real or made up) of the host's desired fuck-buddy.
In males, it overrides the area of the brain that controls the feeling of sadness, which unfortunately also controls masturbation. F u c k
In women, it takes over the part of the brain that regulates what comes out of the mouth. This is why the whole school knows you like brad. Like it's fine to talk to your friends, but jeez gurl you sound like a politician.
It's also fatal I guess.
by Tonehzbaloneh. April 10, 2021
Get the Lovemug. Love is what means knowing that no matter what, you have someone to count on. It's unconditional and makes you feel good on the inside. You can trust the person you love and are comfortable around them. It's like your heart tells you that it is good for you. Love never hurts or makes you cry your eyes out.
Love can hurt sometimes-. You fall in love. They don’t. And you cannot do anything about it. You want to keep loving them but you know they do not love you and that hurts. You know they can’t help it. But it still hurts. As suddenly as you fall in love, you can fall out of it too. But you didn’t and he or she did. And now they are walking on, no pain to go through. And you’re sitting there, trying to still make some sense of of why all that happened.
Loving can hurt sometimes.
Love can hurt sometimes-. You fall in love. They don’t. And you cannot do anything about it. You want to keep loving them but you know they do not love you and that hurts. You know they can’t help it. But it still hurts. As suddenly as you fall in love, you can fall out of it too. But you didn’t and he or she did. And now they are walking on, no pain to go through. And you’re sitting there, trying to still make some sense of of why all that happened.
Loving can hurt sometimes.
by wish-you-knew.423 March 25, 2022
Get the Lovemug. I loving someone more.
by Peeeeennnnniiiiiisssssss February 5, 2020
Get the Loving someone moremug. when you are in love, you get butterflies whenever you are around/ talking to them. you feel like you are to attracted to them, and you wanna talk to them 24/7.. when you talk to them you feel safe inside and you feel as if you can tell them anything and everything... you’re face gets hot when talking to them, and you just feel so amazing.. you notice the small things about them.. the way there cheek bones move as they smile, the way they type, the emotions when they text, then way there voice changes when talking to you.. you start to feel like them in general is perfect, and you don’t want anyone else but them..
Girl 1: I think I’m in love with him
Girl 2: how so?
Girl 3: he gives me butterflies and he’s the only one I want.
Girl 2: how so?
Girl 3: he gives me butterflies and he’s the only one I want.
by Skskks April 22, 2019
Get the Lovemug. Girl: I love my boyfriend!
Other girl: you don’t have a boyfriend
Girl: I know I was just reminding you that I’m single ;)
Other girl: you don’t have a boyfriend
Girl: I know I was just reminding you that I’m single ;)
by EmoEmi August 4, 2022
Get the Lovemug.