Little Fart Syndrome

When you are an old fart that suffers from little man syndrome

Mark Evans is short and mean, I think he has little fart syndrome.

by Secgad December 2, 2025

Office Headphone Syndrome

When many colleagues in the office wear headphones almost constantly, appearing busy and unavailable for collaboration.

My team at work has office headphone syndrome. We work in the same room and supposed to collaborate with each other, but many people wear headphones almost constantly while working on the computer and appear busy and inaccessible. It's awkward to constantly ask them to take off their headphones, so they're effectively absent, as if they're working remotely.

by Kentich January 4, 2024

Deng Syndrome

A syndrome that occurs when the person have severe seizure movements; especially occurs when a boy is trying to rizz up or get the other girls for attention due to his lush hair

Greg is currently having issues with Deng Syndrome because he tried to rizz up the other girls by his hair.

by baguette_1031 January 5, 2025

Ganton Syndrome

When someone has a unrealistic perception of their own competence and / or importance within a team or organization. Degrees of Ganton Syndrome are often inversely proportionate to the actual capability of those who suffer from it.

Tom: Why the would Gary think he's capable of running the company when he's at best, a shitty secretary?
Jim: He must have a bad case of Ganton Syndrome.

by Gantoning July 24, 2016

Pussy derangement syndrome

A woman's inability to distinguish between a man's equal opportunity in a career and access to her sexually.

Melania didn't think Barack Obama should be President, because of her pussy derangement syndrome, she would not consider him a viable sexual partner

by MJssss December 29, 2018

discontinuation syndrome

When a person is mid way through an activity or task, but suddenly decides that there is something much more important they should be doing like replying to a text, or making daisy chains or even something very simple like deciding whether or not you need to take a shit. This syndrome is a reoccurring affliction that doesn't have a current cure. Side effects include - severely untidy home, unfinished paperwork, unemployment and even death. You can simply overcome this syndrome by not being a fucking moron and finishing what you started.

EXAMPLE;
*hoovering carpet but stops half way through*

Person; "oooo I could really do with a shag"
*leaves Hoover and goes to local brothel*

dumbass moron affliction syndrome capiche absolute arsehole discontinuation syndrome

by MasterCuntwalker August 23, 2016

Bitcoin Derangement Syndrome (BDS)

A condition observed in long-term Bitcoin participants, typically those involved for a decade or more, marked by a profound disillusionment with the current state of Bitcoin and its community. These individuals, often early investors who have become wealthy due to Bitcoin's growth, find themselves at odds with the evolving narratives and cultural shifts within the Bitcoin ecosystem. Feeling estranged by what they perceive as a departure from Bitcoin's original principles and intentions, they exhibit behaviors that contrast sharply with their initial commitment to Bitcoin. This may include supporting alternative cryptocurrencies, engaging in questionable practices, or completely disassociating from the Bitcoin community. The syndrome is indicative of the broader internal conflicts over the direction, values, and identity of the cryptocurrency community.

He used to be such a good Bitcoiner, now suffering from Bitcoin Derangement Syndrome (BDS) often attacking Bitcoin and peddling shitcoins to his audience.

by A person111222333 November 16, 2023