big brown turtle

The extremely satisfying defecation after a protracted bout of drinking & bad food

After all those shots & slices; the Big Brown Turtle reared his ugly head...

by SilentBob73 January 1, 2016

Big Shot

Well, you went uptown riding in your limousine
With your fine Park Avenue clothes
You had the Dom Perignon in your hand
And the spoon up your nose
And when you wake up in the morning
With your head on fire
And your eyes too bloody to see
Go on and cry in your coffee
But don't come bitchin' to me
Because you had to be a big shot, didn't you
You had to open up your mouth
You had to be a big shot, didn't you
All your friends were so knocked out
You had to have the last word, last night
You know what everything's about
You and to have a white hot spotlight
You had to be a big shot last night
They were all impressed with your Halston dress
And the people that you knew at Elaine's
And the story of your latest success
Kept 'em so entertained
Oh, but now you just don't remember
All the things you said
And you're not sure you want to know
I'll give you one hint, honey
You sure did put on a show
Yes, yes, you had to be a big shot, didn't you
You had to prove it to the crowd
You had to be a big shot, didn't you
All your friends were so knocked out
You had to have the last word, last night
So much fun to be around
You had to have the front page, bold type
You had to be a big shot last night
Well, it's no big sin to stick your two cents in

If you know when to leave it alone
But you went over the line
You couldn't see it was time to go home
No, no, no, no, no, no, you had to be a big shot, didn't you
You had to open up your mouth
You had to be a big shot, didn't you
All your friends were so knocked out
You had to have the last word, last night
So much fun to be around
You had to have a white hot spotlight
You had to be a big shot last night
Big shot
Big shot
Big shot
Big shot
Big shot
Big shot

by Death Menace July 12, 2022

Big papi

When you're banging a chick, you pull out and bust on your hand, clap your hands together, and then slap her in the face like Big Papi does before every at bat.

Yeah man that chick was a total slore. She told me to give the Big Papi so I did.

by WetSensations November 19, 2020

30 big boys

30 pounds (Must be spent on a woman for tun tun) (step back sis!) (get back shadrack)

"if im spending 30 big boys brev.... she has to give me the tun tun.. she is not leaving till i secure the tun tun"

by BIG ZA March 5, 2024

big boyed

getting put in your place by overreaching and then made to look like a fool.

Nathan tried to sue his wife but got big boyed when she handed him his ass so badly that both lawyers were laughing at him.

by Beaux Courrier November 8, 2023

BIG DICK

Something I probably will never have

I don’t and never will have a big dick

by BigOnigger May 29, 2022

BIG JIM

The fattest person in hoover everybody be talking about him.

BIG JIM IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by DIEHARDNOAH February 28, 2020