mosquito cock

A guy thats balls are bigger then his cock

P1 Amy did you fuck that Chinese guy last night. P2 YA but he had a mosquito cock so i was better off using my thumb.

by STINKFINGER1 December 23, 2018

Irish cock juggler

An unsavory, unkempt Irishman who can juggle upwards of 5 adult sized penises at one time.

In his free time, Ryan likes to hone his skills as an Irish cock juggler.

by Smack talker Skywalker March 16, 2017

Cock Piranha

When a woman gives head and bites your dick in the process

Goddamnit Stacy, stop being such a Cock Piranha . It hurts my dick

by PurpleMinivan November 30, 2020

voodoo cock

Cock that actually turns a women into crazy and desperate. A woman who is distant and unemotional can get one little taste of a voodoo cock and become a hopeless romantic mess. It’s a blessing... yet a curse.

Like OMG girl, he got that voodoo cock that’s making me see stars!

by Mandelyn89 December 7, 2020

Cock monger

A retarded or spastic prostitute who loves cock.

That fucking spastic whore is a real cock mongers

by DiddyD1 August 7, 2021

kink-cock

noun: The phenomenon of one's penis being z-kinked between multiple layers of clothing while using a porta-john on a construction site, making it all but impossible to urinate.

"I was finally able to flop it out, but between my boxers, long-johns, pants and overalls, I had a case of kink-cock; it was like a kink in a garden hose!"

by lizardpope1101 December 17, 2020

cock review

A detailed, in-depth essay on the pros and cons of your cock. While the most obvious focus of a cock review is indeed the size, a thorough reviewer will also consider the general shape and visual aesthetics of the cock, its length-to-girth ratio (you neither want a chode nor a noodle), the physical hardness, the smell (or absence thereof), taste, and surface texture.

-Hey dude, can you give me a quick cock review? No homo.
-Sure bro, do you have a pen and paper? I'll need three pages at least, ideally five.

by Joker the Fortnite God July 24, 2021