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Kicked me in the pussy

Can be used to describe good or bad situations. So versatile!!!
Jake says, "Wow, you seem to be feeling so much better!"
Tiffany says, "Yeah, those vitamin D pills really kicked me in the pussy!"

Patrick says, "That physics quiz was so hard :("
Brittany says, "Yeah, it really kicked me in the pussy..."
by pussypuncher1234 November 5, 2020
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Excuse me everybody

This is a phrase that is usually used by predator poachers to bring attention to what the predator they caught is doing. Usually meeting a 13 year old girl or a 12 year old boy.
EXCUSE ME EVERYBODY! THIS MAN IS HERE TO MEET A 13 YEAR OLD GIRL!"
-JayCarnicom DAP
by Maybe I can’t say that… January 15, 2025
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never laid a hand on me

A "total-opposite-meanings possibilities" statement --- i.e., one dat can either be a complIMENT or a complAINT, depending on da status of da referred-to person.
If you're under investigation for possibly being physically abusive and/or inappropriate, then having someone say, "He never laid a hand on me" can be a welcome statement, indeed, since it indicates dat you did nothing wrong. However, if you're a masseuse who's accused of non-performance of services, then you might very decidedly NOT want someone to claim dat you were "standoffish wif yer fingers", since in dat case you were **supposed** to "get all touchy-feely" wif your client's warm sumptuous flesh!
by QuacksO March 5, 2023
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excuse me

joshua; excuse me what
people around him; ok josh
by Imalitttlegirl May 30, 2020
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Me-ness

What is associated with you and will allow people you know to think you would own it.

( word created by youtuber : moriah elizabeth)
"It's time to add a bit of ' me-ness ' to this bedroom! " ( brother)

( someone that got invited arrives to a house and the owner show them the rooms)

" Wow! This Is definitely your sister's bedroom !" ( someone)
by EuropeanImmigrant November 4, 2022
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Pick me

Usage:
Shaming:
Any loving a man female being shamed by the seething flock of arrogant/snobbish control freak women - she doesn't place above him. (her commitment to the daily choice to love = loyally serving/submitting/tolerating/etc being useful to him - to add to his life, not harm it; not having others on the same level or above him in any way)
Anyone on any level sub to man or not hating men - supportive and pleasing to be with, instead of: impudent, greedy, demanding, egotistical, hedonistic, hubristic, transactional, harmful.. - overall repulsive, expecting simping/slaving for them.
Pecking at her like chickens; because - themselves don't really love men if not despise, but want to manipulatively impose control upon them (it's all the projections they say about men, but in reverse, being a twisted, incapable of empathy, parody on masculine herself), placing their flock of women above the man.
From either leftover women or insecure women with (naturally too empathetically biased for fem) men they've 'trained' to be an expendable utility. Destructive to any other relationship, that doesn't give them attention or follow imposed template - normalizing hers, they'd probably call you that.
Popularized on tiktok - a mental institution catalog / personal diary of deranged women.

Hypocrisy call-out:
Virtue signaling female, that fakes to love a man for attention or other gain - similar to thot/tradthot. Like looking for soft life pseudo-trad bimbo-for-hire gold diggers.
- You're such a sycophant pick me girl.
- At least I don't hate men.
by veinsofgold April 27, 2025
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where'd you find that picture of me

When an image/video/meme is so relatable that you just can't help but see yourself in it. The joke is that even though you aren't in it, you could be given how much you relate.
*picture of someone being very uncool*
Comments: damn where'd you find that picture of me
by rollingburrito October 13, 2023
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