cock

ur dick

daniel: ayo nice cock

george: ty uwu

by urmomskiss July 29, 2021

Cock

I like Timothy Lennox’s massive cock

Timothy’s cock is used to screw Daddy Dustin

by DeadDragon March 2, 2022

Slap Cock

It is another way of saying slap dick started in Jamaica queens by an Arab teen that moved to south jersey and is exposing the word to the people that haven’t heard it

“Alex” - “You pussy”
“Younes” - “slap cock”

by Urban Dictionary Official site January 28, 2020

strong-man long-cock

a female who also goes by the title strong-man long-cock, many claim she’s packin’ 12.1 inches

it is truly a sight to behold and I hope one day all of you can witness it

person 1 “hey who’s that person with the shlong?”
person 2 “OH! that’s strong-man long-cock!”
person 1 “wow. I wish I was them.”

by Itdontmatterlmao October 29, 2020

Cock nonsense

1. Doing something ridiculous for no apparent reason

2. Being a jerk for the sake of being a jerk
3. Erectile dysfunction under the age of 40

My kids were putting legos in the pots last night.

That is some real cock nonsense

by Bmcclure1 January 24, 2020

Cock vac

N.

1. penis pump

Dude, Jeff got a new cock vac today!

by Spittle Masta August 11, 2008

Cock

A cock is a generally wild beast of an animal of which boasts when excited. If a Cock ever witnesses an exciting event, such as seeing a wet pussy, it will become happy and satisfied for the day.

"dude, my cock is outta control!"

by VGLNTE November 21, 2021