dingo syndrome

When you've woken up next to someone you shagged the night before, and they're so awful you'd rather chew your own arm off (like a dingo in a trap) than wake them up to leave.

Mate, they were so ugly I had dingo syndrome the next morning.

by See Through Faded June 27, 2023

ferret syndrome

When someone owns a ferret and is named Thalia

Oh she deffo has ferret syndrome, look how pretty she is.

by Thaliagxxo February 18, 2024

Ganton Syndrome

When someone has a unrealistic perception of their own competence and / or importance within a team or organization. Degrees of Ganton Syndrome are often inversely proportionate to the actual capability of those who suffer from it.

Tom: Why the would Gary think he's capable of running the company when he's at best, a shitty secretary?
Jim: He must have a bad case of Ganton Syndrome.

by Gantoning July 24, 2016

Horny Syndrome

A common disorder among people of all ages where there is frequent arousal in the private areas.

Common symptoms in men include: frequent boner, unexpected boner, hard penis, sweaty testicles, urge to masturbate, frequent masturbation, etc.

Common symptoms in women include: sweaty breasts, wet underwear, feeling hot in the private area, etc.

You: "im horny everyday and i'd jack off 5 times a day"

Joe: " you might have horny syndrome"

by kitten fingers June 19, 2022

Rippa Derangement Syndrome

People who suffer from a specific type of woke mind virus over Rippaverse comics, Eric July and the people who support and enjoy him or his products. Who profusely a log and ridicule as well as preform vitriol to the point of obsession all over a comic book company to the point of being sjws and part of cancel culture.

Oh great another alogger with rippa derangement syndrome, is creating drama, scrutiny and controversy over a man and his comic company just for existing.

by Mister CH February 18, 2025

Bitcoin Derangement Syndrome (BDS)

A condition observed in long-term Bitcoin participants, typically those involved for a decade or more, marked by a profound disillusionment with the current state of Bitcoin and its community. These individuals, often early investors who have become wealthy due to Bitcoin's growth, find themselves at odds with the evolving narratives and cultural shifts within the Bitcoin ecosystem. Feeling estranged by what they perceive as a departure from Bitcoin's original principles and intentions, they exhibit behaviors that contrast sharply with their initial commitment to Bitcoin. This may include supporting alternative cryptocurrencies, engaging in questionable practices, or completely disassociating from the Bitcoin community. The syndrome is indicative of the broader internal conflicts over the direction, values, and identity of the cryptocurrency community.

He used to be such a good Bitcoiner, now suffering from Bitcoin Derangement Syndrome (BDS) often attacking Bitcoin and peddling shitcoins to his audience.

by A person111222333 November 16, 2023

discontinuation syndrome

When a person is mid way through an activity or task, but suddenly decides that there is something much more important they should be doing like replying to a text, or making daisy chains or even something very simple like deciding whether or not you need to take a shit. This syndrome is a reoccurring affliction that doesn't have a current cure. Side effects include - severely untidy home, unfinished paperwork, unemployment and even death. You can simply overcome this syndrome by not being a fucking moron and finishing what you started.

EXAMPLE;
*hoovering carpet but stops half way through*

Person; "oooo I could really do with a shag"
*leaves Hoover and goes to local brothel*

dumbass moron affliction syndrome capiche absolute arsehole discontinuation syndrome

by MasterCuntwalker August 23, 2016