eat shit syndrome

eat shit syndrome is a very serious syndrome in which case you feel the urge to rub your dick on the television screen while watching videos of your cousins sister shitting on a unicorn/maurice campbell. another term for a eat shit is when you shit on kyans face and his sister likes to eat it off

you have eat shit syndrome
wow your gay as fuck

by ted mager August 5, 2018

Main Character Syndrome

Jeremy from MESA

main character syndrome is where bro literally thinks everything revolves around him

by Main Character Syndrome April 1, 2024

Daddy Doesn't Love me Syndrome

Girls who will do anything for male approval and attention that their parents didn't give them.

"That bitch is totally making thirst traps, probably has daddy doesn't love me syndrome.

by Cakees December 13, 2019

Glicmi Syndrome

When you are a little slow, cant speak without stammering, and you jerk off to hentai books.
You also say "you are disrespecting me " while stuttering whenever you say something to him.
(ps. He also loves girls from around Kragujevac, especially when they have nice thighs).

"Hey dude you cant make up a sentence , do you have Glicmi Syndrome."

by Dr. Medusa February 24, 2021

Decimal Dick Syndrome

When someone's dick is so small... that it can only be measured in decimal form.

Male Doctor: "I'm sorry, Rob. But you have a case of Decimal Dick Syndrome. Highly contagious. Please stay away from me."

by Slipnslide December 28, 2023

Pterodactyl Syndrome

Pterodactyl Syndrome includes:

Coughing
Turning into a pterodactyl
spitting
Making creepy noises randomly
Screaming

If you are unsure that you have Pterodactyl Syndrome, call your doctor to make sure that you have

*Example of Pterodactyl Syndrome shown in the following gif*

"Oh my god, I have Pterodactyl Syndrome!"

by HexTheManiac September 23, 2021

reem syndrome

What do we know about the Reem Syndrome? ; This condition is considered to be the rarest condition in the world. Reem Syndrome (RS), is a condition which causes the human to become ultimately perfect, This condition can cause muscle growth, Perfect performances at any hobbies, and reduction of stupidity in the brain.
So far, Scientists have found that only one person appears to have this condition. And that is “Reem Tutus” Some say she created the the Reem Syndrome, Some say it was named after her, But we might never find out.

Whoever dares to say they have the Reem Syndrome Might just be a fool.

person1: “hey i might have reem syndrome ..”
person2: “no way, you arent reem tutus.”

by reemiee pooo February 25, 2024