You know who's Mike?

Some kind of DN joke

"- You know who's Mike?"
"- Who?"
"- Mike ock"
sound like "my MALE GENITAL"

by HapUnicorn June 27, 2021

got your ass handed to you

Used in the popular TV show "The Big Bang Theory" when Penny and Amy beat Sheldon and Leonard in Pictionary. 'Got Your Ass Handed To You' is a phrase to mean something along the lines of 'You Just Got Thrashed!"

Penny: I wonder where the phrase Got Your Ass Handed To You originated. Maybe it's from ancient Rome where they'd actually chop off someones ass and be like HERE! You know to appease the god Loseronius.. The god of LOSERS
Sheldon: ._.

by Thatawesomegirlwithsass July 9, 2014

You need some beard oil

A rude suggestion for a man with a very stiff and pointy beard, one that could pop balloons and pierce skin. The term will make the man question if his beard is hurting people. Often ends up being repeated until the man shaves his beard.

Amy Adam: God Jack Black, your beard is so pointy. You need some beard oil...
Jack Black: Shut up! I like it the way it is! Stop torturing me!

by RainbowRunner January 22, 2015

a dick I'll let you hop on

a guy you approve of someone dating

Friend 1: omg he's so cute

Friend 2: nooo not him

Friend 1: what about him??

Friend 2: now that's a dick I'll let you hop on!

by thatgirl123456 November 23, 2016

You wanna have a bad time?

This is something that the character Sans from undertale says. He says this if you pick the genocide rute by killing the other monsters. When he says this is when you meet him in a hall.

Frisk: Hi Sans.
Sans: You wanna have a bad time?

by Subiugetur November 20, 2018

i fuqn hate you depression

depression is in control and ruining my life.

i fuqn hate you depression this is my life not yours

by BumStatusYo December 5, 2018

Didn't you have your Wheaties?

Used to ask why somebody is not working as hard as they should, inspired by the fact that the cereal of the name is supposed to help one build big strong muscles. Coaches especially like to ask this of their players, when their players are not practicing nearly hard enough.

"Didn't you have your Wheaties?" Coach Egan asked of David and Greg,who were horsing around during football practice. "You're supposed to be practicing and putting lots of effort into it! No horsing around!"

by JMC70 August 25, 2017