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An important position in a business venture or other organization, which holds no actual authority, and is as a result, disrespected
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Cock Frog

A cock frog is a female who jumps from fucking one man to another in quick succession, much like your average slut.
My grandma, shes such a cock frog, shes fucked every bloke in that home! I would of thought she had syphilis by now
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Cock Slap

A Cock Slap is referring to a hard hit ball in such spots such as baseball or golf.
Oh man that ball Carlson hit was a cock slap
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gassed cock

When a couple is spooning, she farts on his cock and it's smelly.
Girl: Babe, I'm sorry I just farted
Guy: Damn babe, now I got a gassed cock.
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Annoying Orange Cock Flicker Mouth, or AOCFM for short, is the action of sticking one's cock, penis, schlong, dingdong, wiener, member into an orange without removing the peel. The process is described as incredibly painful and may cause physical damage to one's cock. The process is also described as a fun party game for a boy's night out. The word "Flicker" in AOCFM's name comes from the ancient French tradition of flicking an orange while preforming the action. This tradition of AOCFM dates back to about 2300 B.C.E.
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cock melon

A melon which is shaped to look similar to a penis, which women insert into themselves to achieve a pleasured state of happiness, which then is later eaten by a male subject of the womans choosing, this ritual is then refered to as a cock melon surprise.
Kim forced her cock melon into Alex's mouth, until he had eaten every bite.
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