Hot blocking the cock

To blow your hot breathe on a cock before giving oral sex

"Before shawty sucked me up she was hot blocking the cock"

by YSN CODIENE January 27, 2021

cock paradox

When a man sends another man a dick pic on propose, but the second man screenshots it. Who is more gay? This is the “cock paradox”.

Guy 1: “You know what the cock paradox is?”
Guy 2: “No, what’s that?”
Guy 1: “It’s like Schrodinger‘s dick, you won’t know until the message is open.”

by Saxon101 June 14, 2020

Criss cross apple cock

This is a sex position where the man sits behind the woman crossing there legs around them and fucking them

Chad fucked Megan in criss cross apple cock

by Chodrick May 10, 2018

cock pips

Jelly-like lumps found in semen, that kind of sting a little but in a tantalising manner.

"Have you ever came jelly after not whacking off after a few days?"
"Yeah bro, I shoot cock pips most Sundays!"

by art_n_sex June 7, 2017

Self cock block

A self (cock block) is when you are in a sexual situation but your nervousness prevents you from gaining an erection.

Todd: You hook up with that chick we met at that concert yet?
Kyle: I was gonna but I was self cock blocked cause she was (a score)

by Foreskingamer69 July 24, 2019

Texas Cock Gobble

The act of sucking a man almost to completion while at gun point. Once he is about to finish you bite his cock off as he blows your brains out

Did you see the news article about the guy who texas cock gobbled that ganster?

by Mac_and_T January 14, 2022

Money Cock

When a girl just pretends she wants your Cock but she really just wants your money

Timmy: that girl over there really seems like she wants your horn
Terry: Yea but she just wants that "Money Cock" she will ride it then ask you to go to the mall and buy her a gucci bag there are to many of them nowadays gonna pass
Timmy: Nice thanks for the advice maybe you could find one that will only want mc donald's after she rides ur horn

by TurboTerry April 7, 2022