Cock

Cock is a very large penis, which never goes soft, fucks you like you wish every nigga did but don’t. Cock is one in a million so when you find one, hold on tight sis

“Girl Jacob got some cock on him bitch!!!!!”

by legitkaicee September 26, 2018

Grady Cock

A unit of measurement that is equal to 5.5 inches, also known as the size of Grady’s cock.

Q: Yo jit, how many Grady cocks are you?

A: I’m 13 Grady cocks tall fool

by grady cock lover October 21, 2021

Cock Tan

Cock Tan (verb): The spectacular display of frustration and diplomatic clumsiness that occurs when someone not only attempts to acquire a company but manages to offend an entire nation in the process. It's like throwing a tantrum in a china shop, only the stakes are higher, and the broken pieces include international relationships.

We had a great merger deal lined up, but Bob totally cock tanned it by accidentally sending a crate of rubber chickens to the Chinese boardroom.

by QuantumByteNinja November 15, 2023

Booze Cock

When you get drunk off wine and fortnite and can't get it up anymore

"Josh couldn't finish with Kaitlyn last night, bad case of booze cock." "I heard that's his third time now."

by ShadyLamp109872 May 2, 2025

Cock shock

Seeing a penis you weren't ready to see

Suzy received cock shock when she opened the snap from tom

by Tommythecat96 May 16, 2016

fart-cock

someone who has no common sense and is rude all the time.

jesse has been a real fart-cock today, he's been playing fortnite all day!

by smittywinkle April 12, 2019

Betty Crocker cock blocker

A muffin top, front butt if you will. It prevents you from getting laid.

“We went out one time, had a lot of fun, but he never made a second date and it’s all because of my Betty Crocker cock blocker of a tum tum”.

by Neener1966 September 5, 2022