Think he's a dilf, but he's not
He's really ugly and annoying and his cock is 1cm
He also get's absolutely no bitches whatsoever and is horny 24/7
Riley Lawson (Gay with a tiny cock): Damn my cock is so big!
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Cock Attach

The process through which one hooks a guy up with a girl. This is most often a path of retribution after severe and unnecessary Cock Blocking.
John: "Dude that was a total cock block. Your such an asshole."

Joe: "My bad bro, ill cock attach you later."
by Caesar1911 September 30, 2011
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Top Cock

The head coach of the South Carolina Gamecocks football team. Coined by Fox News in an effort to cover for a Freudian Slip made by a reporter.
South Carolina just hired Steve Spurrier. He's the new Top Cock.
by Texas Man November 26, 2018
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oil cock

the car mechanic is an oil cock
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Cock strung

When u been high to long and u think ur as stronger as u was before u lost 40 lbs .strung out and full of urself,not who u used to be. All dick no muscle., Big in all the right places and dont know how to use it.
Did u know dude was that big a month ago he used to be cock stronge is what I heard,now I see he's just cockstrung LoL!!!he so strung out he's lost all his muscle!
He no longer cock stronge he cock strung ,all outta muscle.
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Kellans cock

Kellans cock is pretty nice it has a good personality it may be small but he can use it pretty well
Kellans cock is nice
by Kellan Gentry June 19, 2022
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