Balls

Balls that look like balls

Jane: Hey what’s that!?
Mas: looks like balls to me!!

by Stuipeddd March 30, 2022

Captain H-Ball

Any extremely intoxicated boat captain from a mix of cocaine, mushrooms and cheap beer.

Dam Captain H-Ball we almost hit the channel marker doing 60mph in a no wake zone. Arrrr past me the straw and platter and let me arrrrr powder the nose.

by Captain Smoothwater September 2, 2022

Obama Ball

The most round of balls.

Jake: hey, Matt.
Matt: Yes?
Jake: let's worship the obama ball and have sex for the ball.
Jake & Matt in unison:LETS DO IT!

by Something In This World March 3, 2021

gilberts balls

a dead pair of balls cut off and trimmed by the ball trimmer tm. gilbert is a fictional character from a fellow wattpad fanfiction of sangwoo ile imama doğru who is also a mafya and stole the kidneys of his tinder date because she called him small.

gilberts balls are not real

by gilbert ludwig halisdemir ball May 3, 2021

Thicc Balls

Dora the explora is a great example

Dora the Explora has THICC BALLS

by Unmercable September 6, 2022

Cotton ball massage

A man bends over and rests his hands on his knees while someone stands behind him and rubs his balls, while picking the left over toilet paper cling-ons from his ass hairs.

Mike couldn’t believe that Todd didn’t have to pay extra to have the Asian masseuse give him a cotton ball massage.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

Ball soup

When a whore gargles balls in her mouth and a viscous juice is created.

I was at my dick appointment last night and gave em' the ol' ball soup.

by SmashMe February 27, 2020