Zombie Blowjob

When you get your bitch high on bath salts, then immediately wrap your dick in a hotdog bun, and offer it to her as a sacrifice and a testament of your love.

"I no long have a sick because I got a Zombie Blowjob."

by Canttouchthis8395939 October 19, 2018

Zombie car

A car that is missing parts, has holes in it, or is generally falling apart due to rusting, driving mishaps, or wear and tear. The appearance is 'zombie like' in nature.

"Did you see that zombie car Brad drove up in! Or "Ahhhhhh.....zombie car, right lane!"

by Circuschicknj October 17, 2012

Beer Zombie

An alcoholic with qualities of the un-dead.
Reanimated human corpse with constant desire to consume beer or other alcohol related beverages.
An intoxicated, maggot riddled, rotted & disfunctional drunk.

My pet BEER ZOMBIE hates you, but loves your guts.

by rrrwethereyet June 13, 2011

Zombie-esque

Adjective. similar to zombies, but not actually the living dead

The movie the Crazies was very zombie-esque although the townspeople were not dead and did not eat people

by zombie queen March 1, 2010

zombie felching

When a person ejaculates into their partners anus, proceeds to suck it out with a straw, spits it into a random persons face and shouts "zombie felching!"

I've got a surprise "Zombie Felching!"

by Trobert651 November 21, 2014

Drama Zombie

A Drama Zombie is an individual who infects groups, cliques, and friendships with bullshit and drama. Typically a preppy high school girl with a big ego, and starts rumors. Always blames everyone else for their own short comings. Don't be a Drama Zombie

Example 1Jason: Hey guys stay away from Becky, she's a Drama Zombie.
Example 2Julia: Me and Maxine aren't friends anymore, since some Drama Zombie named Becky started hanging out with her.

by Soul_Castor June 20, 2019

zombie summer

A meteorological phenomenon of a brief period of hot, sunny weather in autumn that occurs in the Northern Hemisphere after pretty much everybody thinks summer is already dead but instead it rises again in a less-desirable fashion.

Stupid Hippy: "Ahh I love me an Indian summer!"

You: "Shove it. These zombie summers piss me off. I already stored my jorts away for winter."

by pantsk October 14, 2010