Your Mom

She was right beside you where you were sick , she loved you no matter you dick head hated her , she made you shit like a normal person , without her you would be shitting on the streets . She loved you no matter how ugly you look. She made you food when you were hungry and now your just a fat ass because of how much you ask Things from her and never giving her a simple thank you .

You: Mom i want food .
Your Mom: nere you go chicken pasta

You: no ew i hate it . I want something else
Your Mom: *kicks your ass*

by Brofroanomo April 17, 2019

Your mom

You smell like shit or they smell like shit

Yo she smells like your mom

by Marioboi11 August 19, 2019

your mom

usually used when she/he doesn't have a comeback.

"your so weird" "your mom"

by ocean green blue May 18, 2020

your mom

who I fucked last night

Kid: "I did your mom!"
Me: "Oh cool you also do that"

by dickweed69420 November 26, 2021

your mother

common joke. you might see your friends saying this..:/

person i: "do you know where the bag of groceries is?" person 2: "in your mother!!!"

by troycat October 12, 2021

your bake

In Belfast your bake is slang for your face

Clean your bake

by 0310 May 29, 2017

Your mother

Your mother is one of the largest and heaviest objects in the universe, weighing in at 1.989 x 1030 kg. To get an idea of how big this is, this is 330,000 times the weight (mass) of Earth. In our solar system, your mother is by far the heaviest object.

Mary: What is the heaviest thing in the universe?
Jeremy: Your mother

by BallSweat69 May 8, 2022