She was right beside you where you were sick , she loved you no matter you dick head hated her , she made you shit like a normal person , without her you would be shitting on the streets . She loved you no matter how ugly you look. She made you food when you were hungry and now your just a fat ass because of how much you ask Things from her and never giving her a simple thank you .
You: Mom i want food .
Your Mom: nere you go chicken pasta
You: no ew i hate it . I want something else
Your Mom: *kicks your ass*
Your Mom: nere you go chicken pasta
You: no ew i hate it . I want something else
Your Mom: *kicks your ass*
by Brofroanomo April 17, 2019
Get the Your Mommug. You smell like shit or they smell like shit
by Marioboi11 August 19, 2019
Get the Your mommug. A widely used insult by children under the age of 11 or the fifth grade, meant to affect the victim by involving their maternal figure.
Chad: Bro guess what?
Rodney: What?
Chad: I kissed a girl last night!
Rodney: Liar! Who was it!?
Chad: Your mom!
Rodney: What?
Chad: I kissed a girl last night!
Rodney: Liar! Who was it!?
Chad: Your mom!
by xx_epicgamerpromaster69_xx December 17, 2020
Get the Your mommug. 
by Lekdog June 1, 2022
Get the Your matemug. 
1. A very nice lady that makes meals for you and your family. Acts like she enjoys your friends company more than your's.
2. The response a middle schooler would give you, goes well with "who asked","Joe who?", and "To your left".
2. The response a middle schooler would give you, goes well with "who asked","Joe who?", and "To your left".
by Soupy Man 69 April 27, 2021
Get the Your Mommug.