Gladys "osepohinaluliye" Woodstock: The Fourth Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Gladys "osepohinaluliye" Woodstock: The Fourth Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 22, 2025

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 23, 2025

A Heritage Woods

When a person poops and clogs the toilet then poops again on top of it causing it to clog worse.

Lukas did a heritage woods in the bathroom and it took 15 minutes to fix it.

by anonymous April 18, 2025

The ant in the woods

Opposite of "The Elephant in the Room."

Something that, despite being very small and insignificant, is the center of attention (often for political reasons).

Guy 1: Have you seen the new (insert movie here)?
Guy 2: Nah bro, I don't watch woke propaganda.
Guy 1: Dude, there's literally just one gay couple in the movie with less than 3 seconds of screen time. Stop paying so much attention to the ant in the woods.

by Palm Knee June 7, 2025

joe john woods

very fragile man with a kind heart. woman love him boys hate him, always has something to say. thinks he's karate kid with thos sloppy kicks. keep that guard up rkid.

joe john woods likes wood

by benhev_08 October 3, 2025

Klaus in the Woods

When you take a girl for jalapeño cheddar smokie lunch and then afterwards fuck her in the ass so you can dig through the shit on your dick to find hot peppers like trying to find mushrooms in the forest.

Newbs keeps trying to feed me his famous spicy jam but I don’t trust it because I’ve heard he loves a Klaus in the Woods.

by TheFamilyCabin November 8, 2025