A wet willie is when you're fingering a girl and she gets really wet, then you put your finger in her ear.
by wet Willy Wonka December 15, 2008
a willy washer is when you pee in a urinal and some liquid (either water or urine) splashes back on you
by Conor Mc May 08, 2005
Before eating a woman out, take one of your favorite candy bars and put it inside of her vagina. Tell her to walk around for 10 minutes and then enjoy two of your favorite things together, vagina and candy bars.
(Do not actually do this...it is a health risk)
(Do not actually do this...it is a health risk)
by Matthew Glick October 14, 2007
by Johnjohn123john November 21, 2015
A person who is not to be trifled with. Willis, spelled W-I-L-L-I-S, can be translated into the words Alice 2.2, reighncheph and mimsy, although none of these words effect or determine the existence of a Willis-Red. Willis-Red, hereby refereed to as Willis, is one who studies and worships the effects of bishism. He is extremely wise, and is always ready to give advice as long as questions have three q's in the first word and have seven commas in the overall question. His favorite animals are the seal and the polar bear, although he hates all arctic creatures. He once found the meaning of life, but forgot to write it down. There is no man, woman, child or aardvark that is greater or more clever then Willis. Willis's name will appear everywhere, but if you look for him, he will not be found.
by Willis-Red February 03, 2012
by Lisppy McLisperson1 August 09, 2011