Urban Splash

the art of masturbating in public.

Dave went into town at the weekend, I can only presume he was having an urban splash.

by ZFKW November 13, 2014

Urban Spiral

When you delve deep into urban dictionary and can't get out the spiral

Fuck dude I fell into another urban spiral last night, I could tell you all about the plumpkin

by BumFiddler April 27, 2023

Urban Dictionary

none of you are funny

Person 1: Wow Urban Dictionary is so funny
Person 2: my house is on fire

by BashJohnson April 10, 2019

Urban Dictionary

Compilation of potty mouthed, misogynistic or just plain made-up terms approaching humor, but more often just reveling in juvenile bad taste. Some of the 'definitions' are gross out funny, whilst others border on hate speech and defamation. A good example being "Donkey Punch", a supposedly funny epithet referring to sodomizing a female and punching her in the back of the head.

"Wow, Urban Dictionary sure is a sexist load of bad taste free-comedy standup gags"

by Cyclops July 22, 2015

urban dictionary

a site where people make fun of stuff they don't like by making "definitions" for them.

i don't like ____. i'm gonna go make an insulting definition for ____ on urban dictionary to make me feel cool!

by skyfly1234 December 4, 2010

Urban Dictionary

A post-fap website frequented by amateur etymologists and linguists who are, ironically, not cognizant of the words "etymology" or "linguist." The website allows anonymous contributors to act on the misguided belief that their defintion of topical jargon or slang will prove that they are as funny as Adam Sandler.

As soon as I peel this Kleenex off my fingers, I'm going to write an entry on Urban Dictionary definining my slang term for vagina.

by Etymangler February 28, 2011

Urban Botanist

n. Slang for someone who sells marijuana in an open market, often a metropolitan area.

"Yo yo, you know where I can find an Urban Botanist around here? I need some trees."

by Troy M. December 18, 2005