twat scarf

a descrpition of type of winter scarf worn by someone indoors or worn with a T Shirt.

Look at that idiot in his twat scarf.

by rbtr December 17, 2009

twat waffel

the best word combo ever.
1)it can be used as a greeting

2)a way of describing someone annoying or you dont like

3) a member of EPMPLS (eat pussy minneapolis)

1)mark: travis you twat waffel whats up?!

2) dammit mike you little frecklenutted twat waffle shut the hell up

by Steffan ABney January 25, 2008

putty-twat

A person who will not comply with what is asked of him. They sometimes pour out their beer when nobody is watching because they are drunk after 3. This person usually exhibits little-man syndrome and can never seem to hook up with a woman under the age of 13. They will never make it past 12:00am.

Brandon Tudor is a putty-twat.

by 6765 DP April 04, 2007

twat-cicle

the male organ,used for reproduction. Penis,cock,dick.

"Oh girl love the way my twat-cicle feels deep inside her"

by love2ride August 02, 2006

oven twat

A fat woman's vagina. Fat women tend to have slightly hotter vaginas than skinny women, hence; a twat like an oven.

I know she's ugly, but I'll still fuck her. You know she's got an oven twat.

by eafoigrtw November 08, 2007

Twat-vampire

The act of eating a twat(Beaver, Vagina) while the female is on her menstrual cycle(rag, .) .

P-tec like to do what.....when she's on her what....hes a twat-vampire.

by Mc gross June 26, 2009

Twat Hat

The act of inserting one's head into a gaping vagina, as if to wear as a hat or mask.

She had a bit of a clown's pocket, so the only way forward was the twat hat.

by The Royal Tenenclams April 26, 2010