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Tool

a person, typically male, who happens to be a jerk, dick, asshole, meany-face.
A: That guy borrowed my movie, and he won't give it back
B: Dude, what a tool.
by KatiePansy February 27, 2011
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Tool

A fantastic prog metal band. A lot of their songs are in odd time signatures and often switch between time signatures mid-song.

Ive been listening to their music a lot for the past few months and I shit you not my IQ went up by 14 points.

Listening to their music is like smoking DMT while doing your math homework.
Guy 1: Hey bro what band do you like?

Guy 2: I like Tool.

Guy 1: Ride the Spiral, to the End

Guy 2: Fuck you, buddy

Guy 1: Lol. What do you like to do in your spare time

Guy 2: I enjoy finding beauty in the dissonance

Guy 1: Thats nice, this week im gonna learn to swim.
by Mausoleumgoer January 27, 2025
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tool pusher

Dan told murphy to get to work, because he is the tool pusher and he’ll decide
by Indian In A Tp May 15, 2018
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Tool

Someone who is sketched out to the point you have to declare that he or she is a tool, because once your a tool your always a tool
" Yo can you pass me that wrench, you tool "
by Tom Stein beaver February 21, 2009
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Tool

That guy who flies by you doing 90mph in a 50 in a lifted truck with a tapout sticker covering the entire back window.
“This truck is riding my ass!”
(Truck passes)
“Tapout sticker??? What a fucking tool
by Faux Show June 26, 2018
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hipster tool

Normally a guy who thinks he isn't a hipster, or a tool, but listens to a lot of Spotify playlists called Indie Electronic, plays Ultimate Frisbee, and is not able to hit on girls.
"Wow that guy is super hipster, but also is a complete ass"
"Yeah he's a hipster tool"
by Marmarbrinks May 15, 2015
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Tool

A gun. Usually referring to a pistol or a short barreled rifle/shotgun.
You niggas know I always keep that fuckin tool on me.
by Free bobby shmurda June 10, 2018
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