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Dumbass/prick/self-conceited &/or all of the above in the usual sense of the term tool: Used to describe someone stupid/arrogant or just someone with a fetish for kissing ass/suking off someone's ego...

Btw French kissing it is fine only if it's a vag, and ONLY if you're participating/engaged in a consented on all accounts sexual act. OOOOO-KAY all around for your typical pornstar or sex-slave.
class tools are all are literally just your basic run of the mill idiots that you would be forced to be in contact with; much to your golden years of discontent... & vice-versa for them. You would be in their general vicinity on the bus to school, class, college anytime not in class etc.
When you finally graduated & regardless if they did or not, you were living life to the fullest with people you love or yourself if you prefer. You have a prosperous career, will be very happy & won't die alone or not, depressed & worthless. Everything else in between that's not beneficial to any intelligent individual happened to the Class-Tools. They all end up mostly living on streets begging for money/jobs/death. Some of them even probably lived lives as brutally tortured and poorly payed sex-slaves to pro-pornstars till the very end of their insignificant collective existence.
by Sex-Slavematron J64290 February 19, 2014
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Object Tools

A shitty object show created by SuperBlockBros. The show got cancelled and was rebooted by AlexAB. The reboot is actually decent.
Object Tools isn't a bad show.
by SBR Official September 10, 2022
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tool sac

A super loser! A guy who couldn’t find his asshole with two hands and a flashlight. A dumb ass. Similar to calling someone as dumb as a bag of hammers. Sac is also reference to a man’s balls to add humour.
Look at Steve and Mike talking to those hot women. They think they are interested but really they think they are tool sacs.
by Joe Buddy Fucker January 4, 2024
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Tool

An accurate insult to describe a right twat of a human, one who is always a self-centered, righteous and entitled moron. A tool never has a shred of sympathy for anyone but themselves. These people are "born different" in that they're incapable of empathy. Thus only useful to those that know how to play them for what they're worth, to use them like the tool they are. Tool is still such a relevant insult, that is unfortunately almost forgotten in a hyper internet age
Hey man that guy is such a tool. He's got no moral compass, no sympathy and is trying to perpetuate the lie that his boss is a standup guy for what he did to you. I hope he gets worked over till he finally snaps at his ignorant boss.
by Deadmau5UltraAnimals October 2, 2021
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alabama tool box

pair of vise-grips, a hammer and a roll of duct tape
With an Alabama Tool Box you can fix damn near anything.
by deepfish January 16, 2015
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Tool

Peter Keating from The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand is the original tool.

Someone who doesn't think for themselves, who's opinions are only that of whom the tool seeks approval from. A tool would never stand up to a crowd and speak of disapproval even if it was the just thing to do.
That dude is such a tool.
by mcm663 September 8, 2016
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