ruth thomas

She loves a big boy and never says no to cake. She would love to get married and have kids with 25 different men and she thinks the world of McDonalds! When a Ruth Thomas is happy she wants to run around a field and get happy by swishing around and letting Mother Nature take control.

Oooooh, I think today I want to be a Ruth Thomas and have another child and let Mother Nature take control. I also want a Maccies because I'm in a Ruth Thomas mood.

by TruthTeller2k11 June 5, 2017

St Thomas High School

This is where all the rich black kids go to school. More commonly known as the place where smart kids go to die and where most kids go to get high. St Thomas men are more commonly known as the guys that bring alcohol to parties and steal the hoes with their huge ass trucks and parents money. Most people here have juuls so invite them to your house to get free shit.

Memorial student: Yo i’m tryna have a party who we kicking it wif.
Memorial student 2: Bro just invite a st thomas high school gu y he’ll bring his moms alcohol pantry
Memorial student: Aight just keep him away from the hoes because he’s definently tryna fuck

by Man of St Thomas November 16, 2018

Shrimp Toast

1. Commonly known as an appetizer.
2. A pet name or insult for someone who is short in stature.

"Did you see how tall that person is? Talk about a Shrimp Toast!"
"Hey SHRIMP TOAST, gimmie your lunch money!"
"Sorry Shrimp Toast, yah too short for the ride!"

by Mental_Stew August 31, 2023

Herpes On Toast

A very interesting creature, thus being 33% fish, 33% snake, 34% adorable and 5% maple syrup. Regularly attacked by large black Barks-a-billion creature and annoying obnoxious meowing Purr-bug.

Also the defender of cocktopus infections, and has the only known antidote for such issue.

Herpes on Toast got rid of the cocktopus infested creature!

by MrNewfieAdministrator May 16, 2010

gay thomas

He's a fucking gay cunt queer ass cunt

Hi ben wanna fuck
Fuck off gay thomas

by gbfhvjujkl,;./' February 26, 2017

tomassetti

A bunch of great looking mother fuckers! They are very popular with the ladies and are great at sports. Way better then Cimaglia's

Wow that Tomassetti is way better then a Cimaglia

by P00n SlaYer69 October 14, 2016

toast of the town syndrome

Ultra-rare occurence of being exceedingly charming, while at the same time being blindingly drunk. Gives sufferers the ability to get away with behavior that would otherwise be considered socially retarded.

Those three hot drunk guys must have toast of the town syndrome.

by TC October 1, 2003