A man who is half cow, half human, half cheese. Not very intelligent, and whenever you ask them a question there first response is whatttttttt
by globro13016 September 8, 2016
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n. the tyoe of grandparent that every grandkid gets excited about going to visit; he plays guitar; he owns lots of instruments; he owns lots of animals; he had a childhood friend who mispronounced his name (Kyle) as "cow"; and he has a strange ability to make coke cans stick to his forhead.
Jack: "I have to go visit my grandparents this weekend, its going to suck."
Daphne: "Bummer dude. I love hanging out with my grandpa. He is a total grandpa cow!"
Jack: "I'm so jealous."
Daphne: "Bummer dude. I love hanging out with my grandpa. He is a total grandpa cow!"
Jack: "I'm so jealous."
by jcterry53 November 27, 2009
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A South African capitalist, that is milked so dry by a socialist government, that they turn purple and start moo-ing at socialists on socialist media. Are prone to get mad cow disease and go on a stampede on witnessing identity politics any place anywhere in the world. They are considered armed and extremely dangerous especially when surrounded by communists.
Those purple cows are all alt- right nazis, they don't want to share the means of production, and we must demand more jobs from them and burn down their businesses, bring bullet proof vests though.
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Get the anorexic cow mug.The situation of being in a farmland area and making sure you don't exit on the wrong ramp. A wrong exit could lead to confusing roads and many cows.
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