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the "shit" face

the awful churn of your face (and stomach) when you walk into a bathroom stall of a crowded bathroom right after the stall user before you's lunch was from an undercooked chinese place...
-or the look on your face after realizing the Chinese food was undercooked, and now passing its way down your esophogus :)
"Dude, it was awful I went into the Walmart bathroom today and was lucky to finally get a stall, but I didn't realize how unlucky I was. Man I almost lost my lunch after smelling that women's stomach contents. you shoulda seen the "shit" face.
by female:mbrown December 22, 2008
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Shuck-face

Term used in The Maze Runner series .Especially in Glade. It means fuck face
Look forward to it shuck-face!!
by Hey Tommy October 18, 2018
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face pet

Generally - the natural occurrence of facial hair, also known as a beard, which tends to grow on a man's face, if he chooses not to shave for an extended period of time.
Specifically - Jake Gyllenhaal's beard.

Etymology:

The term face pet was first coined by "lemniscate", on September 29th 2010, when posting on the popular Jake Gyllenhaal fan blog called Wet Dark And Wild.
The word combination face pet was engendered in reference to:
1) the tendency men have to subconsciously stroke and touch their face and/or facial hair; often a form of auto-erotic touching when flirting to indicate they're interested
2) the health benefits discovered by researchers at the University of Warwick with regards to stroking or playing with one's pet
Jake gently strokes his face pet whilst staring into the distance, lost in a wistful gaze.
by Razzmatazz101 March 1, 2012
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Creep face

A creepy face you pull when you gate crash a photo to freak the hell of a person. The facial expression is usually representative of a serial killer or someone who's preys on the weak.
Yo Jez you just creep faced the fuck outta that photo!
by R.G.C.J December 30, 2013
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septer face

A girl who is attractive in all aspects, except her face. (sept-her-face). Like a girl with a hot bod, but ugly face. See also butterface
From the back, Jen looked hot, but when she turned around it was clear she was a septer face.
by Nika April 18, 2005
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beer faced

when there is a picture being taken you stick your beer in front of the face of the person being photographed.
I totally beer faced you in half those pictures last night!
by Band Dork Laura October 10, 2008
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Face drape

The female teabag: When a girl squats over someone and puts her cunt lips right over your face.

Doesn't happen very often, only the nastiest chicks will face drape, and its always better if their snatch is hairy and rank like tuna.

Will also happen in video games after a chick frags you, and to add insult face drapes your dead body, as in Call of Duty.
Damm Dude! The chick totally face draped you! Nasty
by WSIX January 17, 2011
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