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No Slitting of Throats Day

On December 11 of each year, all activities related to slitting one's throat must cease and shall remain so for that day.
A: Man, I wanna slit my throat today.
B: It's No Slitting of Throats Day, you can't slit your throat.
by wafflemuncher47 December 11, 2023
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foot on my throat

It is a metaphor meaning to keep a child on a path that does not include crime.
She kept a foot on my throat in order to make sure I followed the correct choices in life.
by JCA/Bremerton August 12, 2024
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025
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Female Throat Humping

The act of a female being humped in the throat region of the body, usually while the male is upside-down.
"Hey man, did you see that female throat humping on the dance-floor last night?"
"Nah man! I didn't see it, I was doing it!"
by inappropriatesparkles September 19, 2014
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Throat Moat

Receiving ejaculate from another person's genitals, into the mouth, and held in the back the throat before swallowing.
Dude... Gretchen gave me the best blowjob of my life yesterday. My dick was so deep, it felt so incredible, and seeing her gorgeous face filled with my rock hard cock as she looked me in the eyes... I could tell she wanted to swallow my load. It was so hot, it only took 30 seconds or so. I couldn't believe it. When I backed away, she opened mouth and saw the biggest throat moat ever created.
by Timberlund October 11, 2025
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throat conference

when you are joking around with your friends who’s seeing a girl to “just talk”
person: Ill be back man I’m gonna go have a talk with this girl I’ve been seeing.

friend: nah you know you just going there to have throat conference.
by dietscorpio July 29, 2022
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