by Monsterultrapink July 11, 2022
Get the Spinny Chair Girlmug. Ingredients: 1 cellular telephone
1 'home phone' that stands up on it's own
Having these two ingredients so close together that they look like a chair. It is most certainly stupid to have because why would you need to have two phones in one small space.
1 'home phone' that stands up on it's own
Having these two ingredients so close together that they look like a chair. It is most certainly stupid to have because why would you need to have two phones in one small space.
Lenny: Look dude, my home phone has three messages! And look, Jessica sent a message to my cellular telephone!
Mark: YOU MADE A PHONE CHAIR!IT IS MOST STUPID TO HAVE ONE OF THOSE!
*Mark knocks the 'home phone' to the floor*
Mark: YOU MADE A PHONE CHAIR!IT IS MOST STUPID TO HAVE ONE OF THOSE!
*Mark knocks the 'home phone' to the floor*
by Mysterios Lady 2011 February 24, 2011
Get the Phone Chairmug. Unscrewing a Chair
by Bobman3400 May 5, 2011
Get the Screwing A Chairmug. The chair emoji (🪑) is just a substitute for the laughing emoji (😂). It has no deeper meaning.
The trend originated from a now-deleted tiktok that said "if you're seeing this, you're a part of an inside joke. From now on, let's all just start using this:🪑 instead of this: 😂 when something is funny."
The trend originated from a now-deleted tiktok that said "if you're seeing this, you're a part of an inside joke. From now on, let's all just start using this:🪑 instead of this: 😂 when something is funny."
"LMAOO 🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑"
description: "LMAOO (chair emoji) (chair emoji) (chair emoji)"
-Translation-
"LMAOO 😂😂😂😂😂"
description: "LMAOO (laughing emoji) (laughing emoji) (laughing emoji)"
description: "LMAOO (chair emoji) (chair emoji) (chair emoji)"
-Translation-
"LMAOO 😂😂😂😂😂"
description: "LMAOO (laughing emoji) (laughing emoji) (laughing emoji)"
by danboy28 September 14, 2021
Get the chair emojimug. A sex position in which a man straddles a woman’s torso, receives oral sex, and stimulates her vaginally. Thus offering stimulation for both parties.
Last night this guy and I tried The King’s Chair, I never thought I’d like like a guy on top of me… I guess I’m learning new things about myself.
by Martin&Mia October 30, 2025
Get the The King’s Chairmug. When a person's fat ass is so fuckin' gigantic that they're taller sitting than standing. A person whose ass is thicker than six Tokyo phonebooks.
(a.k.a. - "taller sitting.")
(a.k.a. - "taller sitting.")
Ms. Bertha is so damn gigantic that she's two inches taller in a chair than she is when she's standing;
assuming the chair doesn't collapse.
assuming the chair doesn't collapse.
by Goofnut November 19, 2023
Get the taller in a chairmug.