iPod Syndrome

When you're on your iPod and you can't stick to one song for more than 30 seconds without switching the song.

Jack: "Hey dude, what you listening to?"

Jill: "I was listening to Hot N Cold by Katy Perry but now I'm listening to Burnin' up by the Jonas Brothers. I can only stay on one song for like 30 seconds!"

Jack: "You must have iPod syndrome!"

by Joshua321 October 16, 2008

Badger Syndrome

A disease transferred by squirrell saliva that causes the infectee to believe everyone looks like a badger.

Dude, you've got badger syndrome.

by Badger Badger Badger Badger February 17, 2006

TSWB Syndrome

Tall Skinny White Boy Syndrome. The state of being tall, skinny, white, and having a huge dick.

I wonder if Jay from Jay and Silent Bob has TSWB Syndrome...

by www.TheBlackoutBlog.com August 20, 2010

gaga syndrome

The compulsive need to over accessorize, or cover up, to hide flaws.

"Damn that bitch is got some serious gaga syndrome."
"Don't complain dude, I don't want to see that shit without hair in its face."

by Kurt 8 Keiner December 1, 2009

The Arcand Syndrome

The blessing of having a cock over a ft long and not being afraid to use it.

Sandy: I slept with clark last night
Margret: Did you? How was it?
Sandy: Painfull, im gapped out for life. Im confident he has The Arcand Syndrome.

by loyd chesterbe January 25, 2008

Rockefeller Syndrome

A disease that makes one want to take over the world, just like Nelson Rockefeller, his family, plus many more of the rich and elite have tried and continue to try.

My son, being diagnosed with Rockefeller Syndrome, supports the New World Order.

by OsitoPolar September 24, 2009

michigan syndrome

Michigan syndrome, as we have come to call it, is the "disease" that inflicts girls in michigan. Whenever we visit Lake Michigan, on the beach, there are hot girls everywhere, but they are with their ugly/wussy/dorky boyfriends. Whenever you see a hot chick with a guy who doesnt belong with her, that is michigan syndrome

"Dude, did you see that chick?"
"Yeah, she was hot, but judging from that guy she was with, she definitely has a case of the michigan syndrome"

by BSUprotege June 29, 2004