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Pooning

When a female partakes in the act of “mooning” somebody, but with her front butt instead of the rear one.
Person 1: Dude is she mooning the person behind her?

Person 2: No man, I’m pretty sure she’s pooning us.
by Joenah cuhpoor April 3, 2025
mugGet the Pooningmug.

Poon Haggler

A person, usually a male unless homosexual, collects plenty of women and hogs them from the other men
The Jamaican to all the nice african women from Niger, and none of the Ethiopian taxi cab drivers could get some poon, there he is a poon haggler
by tankbanger November 15, 2012
mugGet the Poon Hagglermug.

Poon pop

The act of smacking or punching a pussy also known as a vaginal hole for the pleasure of your significant other.
Julie begged me to give her a poon pop during fore play.
by Clark gwold December 12, 2024
mugGet the Poon popmug.

poon fart

"what is that smell?"
"i queefed"
"what is a queef?...oh when your poon fart!"
by anonymous January 27, 2021
mugGet the poon fartmug.

Poon

When calling someone a poon you're basically calling them a pussy.
Justin: "Do you have oven mitts or something the toast is hot."
Todd: "Stop being such a poon and just grab it."
by T00NS May 7, 2020
mugGet the Poonmug.

bridge poon

The span or gap between a fit womans legs allowing air to flow and circulate between and around the vagina. Resulting in a tasty treat.
Look at the chick over there! That bridge poon is wide enough for an 18 wheeler.
by Your mothers ass April 19, 2014
mugGet the bridge poonmug.

Poon Glue

“ I was getting Head and I shot my poon glue in her eye and it got stuck shut”
by MR.. POTATO HEAD September 29, 2018
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