by GhostGuy<3 November 7, 2021
Get the Miles The Salmonmug. when your checking out someone from a distance and when you get closer it turn out it was nothing like what you thought she/him would look like.
dang that girl in the blue dress looks good *walks closer to girl* uuhhhmmm never mind its a five mile fake out, she looks 40.
by Santa’s brother June 27, 2018
Get the Five mile fake outmug. by Rumpus b February 12, 2024
Get the Fein milemug. Derek Miles are most handsome men on earth. Every lady thinks (and knows) their cock is huge. They are the least gay out of their friends and family. They can't get a girlfriend because they are too good for any lady. They last at least 45 minutes in bed and can keep going.
Female: Did you just see Derek Miles in the hallway?
Other female: Yeah he is so cute his penis is also very large
Other female: Yeah he is so cute his penis is also very large
by PEepeecumcancer January 21, 2021
Get the Derek Milesmug. by not -Finn February 18, 2022
Get the milesmug. Miles is walking down the hallway
logan says whats miles like
dom says he is a bitch that everyone hates and has an imaginary penis.
logan says whats miles like
dom says he is a bitch that everyone hates and has an imaginary penis.
by not -Finn April 12, 2022
Get the milesmug. by AllahFem June 4, 2022
Get the Miles Eganmug.