brandon almonte

A guy with a big ass and like weird fetishes. His dick is the size of your IQ

"Im glad i left that brandon almonte"

by meaninglessneck December 5, 2016

Brandon Envy

Wishing to have created a phrase like “Let’s Go Brandon” which refers to media and politicians who tell you what you distinctly see and hear is not true. They then go on to give a dishonest altered explanation which is clearly false.

The Democrat Party had Brandon Envy.

by MeWebster November 2, 2021

brandon moment

when someone is in the perfect situation and the opportunity of the best possible thing pops up and you still fuck it up.

“you lost your scholarship? you pulled a brandon moment.”

by eatdapussy999 April 16, 2021

Brandon time

An annoyingly slow concept of time.

“Damn, he be running on Brandon time tho”

by B1ngb0ng November 28, 2020

kylie and brandon

This is the cutest couple ever, they should be married
Kylie loves brandon soo much that she would walk millions of miles just to be with him
Brandon loves kylie soo much he would give up his life 4 her

Kylie and Brandon are goals

by MAndB Inc. April 10, 2017

Brandon Seeker

A man of many mysteries

Brandon is a Brandon Seeker, what does he do all day?

by SpaceJoker January 26, 2021

Sussy Brandon

A sussy and sexy male with a gigantic cock who fucks his boys. Usually Adam and Gayson. Hard and fast

My boy did a Sussy Brandon on me last night

by Deezdeezdeezdeez September 9, 2021