Brandon Bearer

Very flirtatious but absolute shit at getting the bitches. Has nuts that sag past his ankles, has to drag those fuckers around like hes walking a dog. Has a sister who just so happens to be a babe. And his dad has a juicy ass. Continues to crush on girls with the names Haylee and Mikayla but is so far unsuccessful.

Did you see that guy's nuts in that porno, he looked like Brandon Bearer.

by TommyTwoChromosomes69 December 18, 2017

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Brandon the Lover

Sex demon thats very down bad all the time and can't go more then a week without "yoga"

Im in a Brandon the Lover mood.

by Transing my gender March 15, 2022

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Pulling a Brandon

When a person who partakes in playing video games but makes levels or challenges seem much harder than it should be due to the person's lack of skill.

Person 1: "Dude, this level is so hard can you do it for me?"

Person 2: "This is the first level stop pulling a brandon"

by ARP_ November 11, 2022

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