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back wood

The act of laying prone on your stomach with a wooden dildo strapped around your waist, situated with the base on your back, facing up. Another person then rides the aforementioned dildo as though the prone individual were a trotting horse.
Cathy prefers doing back wood while in full English riding dress.
by Swiping Left October 6, 2019
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Balsa Wood

Person 1: Woke up with a solid Morning Wood.
Person 2: Same, except mine was a Balsa Wood.
by WoodChipper420 October 15, 2017
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Belleau Woods

Woods in France where the U.S. Marines and Army basically made asses out of the Germans. They sent letters home crying about how ruthless and mean the Americans were. Also where the Marines got the nickname Devil Dog.
Pussy German: Oist, mein mama, the Americans are soooooo mean! Zey trounced Klaus and put his head on a stick! Ve are getting out of Belleau Woods while we still can!
by Laocoon September 8, 2008
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morning wood

This phenomenon occurs when you awake and realize you have a hard on.

The best way to deal with it is flash the first hour class with an outline of your bone, or to relentlessly fap before you go to school.
morning wood, if not properly taken care of, can cause Erectile Dysfunction
by Demon Phoenix 1337 October 3, 2004
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black wood

a black mans penis which is usually enormous and sometimes scary for women
by vtown bitch May 24, 2006
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Anna Wood

Anna Wood was an Australian fifteen year-old girl who in 1995 took an ecstasy tablet at a rave and died 3 days later. Her death was the subject of much media coverage, particularly on the issue of drugs in young people and anti-drug educational programs. It was found by coroners that her death was caused by water intoxication due to the drug.
Person 1: "Hey, let's go to a rave and take some eccy!"
Person 2: "Are you for real? Didn't you hear what happened to Anna Wood and all those other people who died from taking ecstasy? Just not worth the risk, man"
by Candle September 23, 2007
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Walden Woods

Upper middle class development in Toms RiverNew jersey. It located near the TR jackson boarder. it is right near saratoga
Some people think that people who live in Walden Woods are rich but They should really look at the people who live in tallymar
by Guinea Pig April 9, 2005
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