Who let the dogs out?

Ask any teenager…..

Who farted?

FFS

who let the dogs out?

Open the windows

by Offensive Name February 11, 2023

Girls who eat carrots

A female who consumes carrots.

Do you know any girls who eat carrots?

Most girls do.

by Mattjod July 29, 2021

Give It To The Ones Who Smoked

In a group of people, when a part of the group smokes weed and they have any kind of food, they don’t have to share it with the other part of the group, which didn’t smoke any weed, as they won’t have munchies caused by the weed.

Harold: Yo give me some of them Fruit Pastilles.

John: Nah fam. Got munchies innit.

Derrek: Exactly. Give it to the ones who smoked.

by YourJewishSaviour April 14, 2019

who loves jeremy more

His girlfriend loves him more then he loves her

Who loves jeremy more? Jessica Marie Barnes loves Jeremy Anthony Barnes Battle the most.

by I state straight facts February 9, 2021

friend who happens to be a girl

a girl you have sexual relations with on occasion. She's not your girlfriend, not exclusive. When introducing her to your buddies you say shes a friend who happens to be a girl. Your buddies know you can still hang out just the same as at it always was.

Meet Jennifer, shes's my friend who happens to be a girl (not my girlfriend).

by Phil My Pockets July 29, 2016

the man who fucked the monkey

The man who fucked the monkey which gave us aids. Someone who represents the pinnacle of human crapulence. A term reserved for the most joyless wastes of protoplasm that shit all over the earth, sell us the bucket and order us to clean it up.

So Mr Cameron, we have chronic inner city decay, one million children being brought up in abusive homes and young men coming back from Afghanistan in bits. What do you plan to do about it?

Tax cuts for the rich.

You are the man who fucked the monkey which gave us aids

by DocFlox March 22, 2010

He Who Must Not Be Named

Harry Potter's Wizarding World's most feared Dark Magic Wizard named Lord Voldemort or He Who Must Not Be Named/You Know Who.

Friend: Who do you fear most?
Me: He Who Must Not Be Named
Bully: Disappointing. You didn't die. Who's gonna kill you then
Me: He Who Must Not Be Named
Teacher: I saw you copying someone's test. Tell me!
Me: He Who Must Not Be Named

by Kitsune Ramen Boi 🍜 February 22, 2021