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Mickey Mouse

adj: undeserved, fraudulent
First used to describe the Los Angeles Laker's NBA Championship won in 2020.
That was a Mickey Mouse win because the other team's best player was injured.
by lemickeyratio October 3, 2021
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smell mouse

A dirty old secretary working near the main entrance to an office. This individual has an enhanced sense of smell and can easily pick up the smell of alcohol after you've come back from a kick-ass lunch break.
Here chew this gum before we head into this hell hole. Otherwise, that dirty smell mouse will take great delight in telling the boss.
by Jaba Shanks March 3, 2020
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You Mouse

Synonym for calling someone stupid.
by dank meymeys May 25, 2016
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mouses tail

a mouses tail is when you take a woman to bed and realise that she has a mouses tail, hense a tampon, hanging out of her fud..... just take her up the ass, problem solved!!
hey man i was totally gunna do this chick last night,then i noticed she had a mouses tail,i was like whoahhhh...tampons man,such the downer!
by ladylara August 23, 2010
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Mouse in my van

When a normal size guy let’s a small homosexual man insert his penis into his anus.
Joe: Last night I had this sweet little mouse in my van.

Adie: How was it?

Joe: Well I barely felt him.
by Bottom of the Bottle January 11, 2018
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Mickey Mousing

Placing your testicles on a bald head so that the face resembles the beloved cartoon character ,Mickey Mouse
“Dylan’s asleep, somebody should put their balls on his head”

“Ah yes, Who doesn’t love a good Mickey Mousing
by Billy Bob horn dog May 2, 2024
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Disposable Minnie Mouse Pubes

A throw away merkin, sold at Disneyland, and made of two circles of black pubic hair with a red bow in the center.
Greg and Chris wanted some kinky 70s porn star bush action back at the Disneyland Hotel, so Brad’s mom bought Disposable Minnie Mouse Pubes to wear over her freshly waxed minge.
by crjoker May 7, 2022
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