A whiteboy who is in tune with Detroit street or music culture. Street names are used interchangeably (12 mile, 8 mile, 6 mile, etc...) but "Kyle" is immutable.
Kwan: Wow who is that handsome young man filming a music video for his hit single, King of Farmington?
TJ: That is Clooner. He is the King of Farmington. He is certified nine mile Kyle. Respect him.
Kwan: Oh, wow. He IS the King of Farmington. I will respect him.
TJ: That is Clooner. He is the King of Farmington. He is certified nine mile Kyle. Respect him.
Kwan: Oh, wow. He IS the King of Farmington. I will respect him.
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Get the Miles Edgeworth mug.The 2 mile wedgie pull is when ya girls shorts are so far up her ass you gotta walk a mile there and a mile back to get the wedgie out. Pretty kinky.
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Get the Eight Mile Plains mug.One word... Glasses. Is he a nerd? Sure, but we love him for all of his curves (although he's skinny ;)). He says he has a six-inch, but how should I know? Hes Mormon by the way.
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