blumpkin fairy

a fairy that only comes around when u are getting maximum pleasure from getting a blumpkin.
When i was getting a hardcore blumpkin. the blumpkin fairy came and blessed me.
by M4r50cc1 November 19, 2009
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fairy mist

The stench of sex after banging a girl. Mostly the smell of vaginal fluids
The fairy mist kept me on 20 minutes after
by Poggeymanzfight March 10, 2017
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Pilgrimm's Fairy Tales

Da "unicorns and rainbows" kiddie-version of da history of da first colonists' settling in da "new world", which leaves out much of da "grim" realities of their actual "adventures", such as lack of preparedness, unwise habits, mistreating da indigenous residents, etc.
Da Salem witch-trials could perhaps be given da "grim grins" title of "Pilgrimm's Fairy Tales", as well, in dat da absurdly-preposterous "stories" dat were told about said trials' unfortunate accused were merely "fairy tale" --- i.e., largely fanciful and imaginary --- statements dat were made by da plaintiffs who were of Puritan lineage, da same as da original travelers on da "named for what comes after April showers" ship.
by QuacksO May 01, 2025
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Fairy Ocarina

An item Saria gives to Link once he leaves the Kokiri Forest. He gets rid of it once the finds the Ocarina of Time.
Link, don't lose this fairy ocarina or I swear to the Deku Tree I will burn your house down.
by TheRealMikey July 08, 2024
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Fairy fako

A girl on tik tok who think they are fairies
by Pickle the dinisour May 06, 2020
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Punch the Fairy

After a long day at work nothing beats using a brand new vibrator to punch the fairy
by Killer Chimera Queen April 15, 2019
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hachet fairy

he is a small lumberjack about four inches tall with wings a plaid shirt and overalls. he visits all girls in their sleep on their 13th birthday and hits them between the legs with a hachet, making what we know as a vagina.
hachet fairy: i woke up after my party and had a sensitive hole inbetween my legs, and now i have the desire to put foreign items deep within it.

megan: yeah that happened to me last year and so i stuffed it with trash and what not, now i have horrible acne in this area so i wouldnt advise acting on your impulse
by weeweepoopoo August 24, 2011
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