Alabama ape shock

When someone gets their spit and mucus and they inject into their relatives but then they fish all of it out with their tongue

My brother Alabama ape shocked me with their spit my butt is so clean

by Player69420 May 7, 2019

Ape Shit

Ape shit- This nigga josh mersky who has a fat fucking ass and walks like the gay dike he is. He forces girls to hook up bc no one wants to. His victims are always scarred for life but his assburgers disease shit doesn't allow him to come to his fucking senses. he literally looks like a chimpanzee with the lips of a baboons ass. He's also autistic and some other weird retarded shit.

girl1."omg did you see josh at the party last night."
girl2."yeah fucking retarded ass nigga couldn't fit through the door bc of his fat ape shit ass."

by dickmedowndaddy 2.0 May 20, 2019

Ape Shit

Ape shit- This nigga josh mersky who has a fat fucking ass and walks like the gay dike he is. He forces girls to hook up bc no one wants to. His victims are always scarred for life but his assburgers disease shit doesn't allow him to come to his fucking senses. he literally looks like a chimpanzee with the lips of a baboons ass. He's also autistic and some other weird retarded shit.

girl1."omg did you see josh at that party last night?"
girl2."yeah fucking retarded ass nigga couldn't fit through the door bc of his fat ape shit ass."

by dickmedowndaddy 2.0 May 20, 2019

go ape

To go ape is a style of sexual intercourse. It is done in a tree, with everyone involved being naked and without protection, as to simulate the natural reproduction of apes.

I think i got pregnant after i let Joshua go ape with me.

by anuncertainsomeone June 7, 2019

Singing Ape

When a Swedish woman tries to sing Bohemian Rhapsody in public and everyone stares at her

Person 1: Wow what a Singing Ape
Person 2: Yeah, you can tell that she is swedish!

by dominoguy11 September 2, 2019

gold ape

Someone who is a energetic and happy person although they have a lack of knowledge on most all topics

He just failed his test but he's still so happy he really is a gold ape

by Golden ape September 3, 2019

Ape

A negative slang word for a black Shemale (never say this to a black person or you will get hit)

Adam: Wow its a ape!
Black person: WHAT YOU SAY TO ME??!?!??
Black person: Downloads the "whipping" app on his black nokia 612
Adam: *Gets belted*
Adam: FUCKING BASTARD

by Non-black male September 17, 2019