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Horny Ape

A simplified way of describing a teenager
Ooga booga, me like pornography because me horny ape
by Barkable September 24, 2021
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android ap

Wifi which is considered to be slow / bad
by anroid November 9, 2025
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ape shit

a person who is so retarded that their intelligence can only be compared to that of an apes piece of shit
stefin is a big fat fucking ape shit
by Azwall August 22, 2022
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Ap

An asian fellow and funny,the guy likes dark humour and can be funny.He can offend ur sex,religion,and race.
Be sure to say go kill you're self when he thinks you're annoying
Random guy:Dead chat xd
Ap:go kill you're self
by femboy102 January 10, 2021
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ape milk

When one milks the teet of and monkey/ape. Very common practice found in the northeast.
“Hey, did you get that fresh jug of Ape Milk?”
by Ape Milker October 5, 2020
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Ape dick

A yb who can’t hadle smoking and they lose it in the head and enter ape mode aka sicko mode
When I was smoking the one day wit my bro I saw him going insane and saw him go ape dick
by Crack and meth January 11, 2019
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APS

APS:

Angry Pretend Sleeper

An Angry Pretend Sleeper is someone who is attempting to and indeed pretending to sleep whilst a group of people are carrying in a social fashion and at a disruptive volume in the same room as or near to this person. In such a situation, the APS pretends to be asleep so as not to be perceived as a "party pooper", but is all the while exhausted, exasperated, and fuming, feeling increasingly bitter resentment towards those depriving them of rest. Eventually the APS will fall asleep out of pure mental and emotional exhaustion, but not before angrily and involuntarily eavesdropping on any number of pointless, unfunny drunken proclamations.
After noisily fiddling with the door lock for five minutes, the fellas finally burst into the living room back at the house, where they proceeded to have a nightcap and another hour or two of pleasant conversation and storytelling. About ten minutes in, the gentlemen realized that their friend and cohort Corey was sleeping on an air mattress a few feet away. Nevertheless, they continued their jovial gathering, as Corey quickly transitioned into full APS mode, never once breaking character.
by Josuv May 27, 2013
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